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SEE bro.

One who demonstrates proficiency in all things "bro".

"meister" originally means "master" in german and is used as a suffix in common English to demonstrate expertise in an area.

"That dude is such a bro"

"Naw, man, that dude's a bromeister"

bromeister by bromeister45 January 29, 2010

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Bromeister

One who takes brotherly love to the highest level

There’s nothing my bromeister wouldn’t do to get me whole again!

Bromeister by Broheim5291 May 28, 2018

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bromeister • bromister • beemeister • Berkmeister • brometer • bromiserate • Brotesters • baumeister • bazmeister • BergMeister

brometer

a brometer is a measuring device used to gauge the level of one's "bro-ness"

Damn bro, your brometer must be off the charts!

brometer by Yaegerbro June 13, 2011

bromiserate

To commiserate, or express pity or sympathy, between bros. Most commonly used to refer to the period after a breakup.

-"Is Jeff alright?"
-"He's taking it pretty hard, but I went over to bromiserate over a few drinks last night. I think it helped."

bromiserate by PhilipTheSnowman November 25, 2009

besmeister

also, zhonginator, bes-o-matic
one hot ass asian. that goes by the name of besney zhong. also referred to as the zhonginator. anything of or pertainting to the besmeister is classed as bes-o-matic

me: hey luke its the besmeister
luke: BESNEY ZHONG!!!! i am croatian
me: i would smash that
anthony: for fucks sake, you and your obsession with the asian ladies. besney zhong, jen ma, the hot asian from urshies

besmeister by we love the besmeister October 27, 2008

BergMeister

Another name for the ever popular Mountain Dew and Jägermeister drink.

The name comes from the German word "Berg" meaning "Mountain" and "Meister" roughly meaning "Master".

Ingredients:

Half a glass of Mountain Dew to one shot of Jägermeister.

Add ice if desired.

1: Hey, wanna make some BergMeister?
2: Hell yes!

BergMeister by Ash.J October 14, 2009

broheiser

A blend of the slang word "broheim" and the common fills you up and never lets you down popular beer "bud light".

Steve: Later dude

Jimmy: Take it easy broheiser

broheiser by Vanilla Weis June 1, 2009

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026