“What the fuck? No, why would I do that?”
- Elong Musk
On why he wouldn’t put his penis in a plastic bottle
- Elong Musk
On why he wouldn’t put his penis in a plastic bottle
by :^{} March 12, 2021
by hunnadollabill November 07, 2013
a word used by people in the know to describe two of anything. Usually only used by ticket touts or bookmakers
1. have you got any tickets
2. i've got a bottle
1. nah mate i need a carpet (carpet being three in the same parlance)
2. i've got a bottle
1. nah mate i need a carpet (carpet being three in the same parlance)
by gus7268 November 30, 2005
An atrocious science experiment conducted to see how toxic and destructive school lunch can be pushed. which eventually escalated into a blown up tree and a destroyed microwave. Also some Mexican think drank it one time and threw up instantly.
by Offshore December 05, 2018
The world can be a harsh and judgmental place, and because of this, many people feel pressured to keep their emotions in check in and show a tough exterior. There can be many reasons why some people turn to bottling up their emotions. It might be societal pressure to present yourself a certain way or to be “the rock” of your family or friend group. Or maybe opening up yourself in the past has led to you being hurt. No matter what the reason, suppressing your feelings can damage your relationships with others and have some serious consequences both physically and mentally. Your pent-up feelings can manifest themselves in escapist behavior (like excessive drinking), physical and mental illnesses, and can potentially even shorten your lifespan.
I couldn't bottle it up any more.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 11, 2019
by Socci January 14, 2009
I hate bottles!
Bottles killed my father and raped my mother!
person 1: Two bottles just moved in next door.
person 2: Oh shit! There goes the neighborhood.
Bottles killed my father and raped my mother!
person 1: Two bottles just moved in next door.
person 2: Oh shit! There goes the neighborhood.
by I H8 Bottles December 16, 2004