I secretly adore Banke
by banterouschick January 10, 2012
One that uses words and phrases incorrectly and at wrong times. This person makes phrases that are normally funny, and/or a good comeback seem stupid. People that are around this person often get more stupid. This person is very similar to a parrot because he/she just repeats phrases they hear.
Person 1: It's a nice day out.
Person 2: Yeah it is, we should have class outside today.
Person 1: Touchee
Person 1 in this is a Banke
Next Day:
Person 1: Ok, everyone get out the worksheet.
Person 2: Check Mate!
In this case, person 2 is a Banke
by regnig May 11, 2009
by mike March 29, 2005
by charmain September 10, 2003
A private organization that finds ingenious ways to steal your money which you are forced to use to get your paycheck. Provide nothing of value and when they make mistakes they ask the public for a handout instead of their directors bailing them out like any other normal organization.
Another definition: blood sucking scum akin to lawyers.
by zaphodxx January 03, 2009
A financial institution designed to nickel and dime its members to no end. Banks complain about Credit Unions (CU) because they are "not for profit" and subsequently do not have to pay taxes. However despite the competitive nature of banks and credit unions, banks have not suffered any loss in profit. On the contrary, banks have enjoyed record breaking profits increasingly each year. Banks will always be finding new ways to take your money to increase their profits so all the bitching about credit unions because they don't have as many fees is just whiney suck ass for them.
Examples of Bank Fees:
Application fee
Activation fee
Teller fee
Drive up fee
Balance Inquiry fee
Balance transfer fee
Account opening fee
Account closing fee
Check cashing fee
Checking account monthly service fee
Savings account monthly service fee
PIN setup fee
PIN change fee
Lost card fee
advising fee
issuing fee
confirmation fee
amendment fee
acceptance fee
Negotiation fee
Brokers fee
Check cashing fee on checks drawn on same bank.
ATM withdrawl fee
ATM deposit fee
Participation fee
Self overdraft fee from savings to checking.
IRS refund anticipation loan fees (up to 1,700% APR)
when do the fees end? Banks need MORE Credit unions to compete against. Credit unions have their own stupid fees but with the amount of interest saved in most loans, it's worth it to investiaget both.
by someoneincharge March 17, 2005
Randy Wagstaff: yo, thanks for walkin us off, man, I thought we wuz gunna get bank'd
Dukie: you ain't gon' bank us iz you ?
Hustla: shit boy, you thank i'm that ungrateful ? i followed you threw 10 shootaz and made mo money then i made in a month! ahhahaha nah i ain't gunna rob you, i juss need ta know next time you fade a dice game, you feel ?
- The Wire The Complete 4th Season, Disc 3, Episode 2
by Wide Body Droppa January 28, 2008