BLMAO is an acronym that stands for Belly Laughing My Ass Off. People usually use this acronym in texti when they find something so funny that they are laughing deeply, or if they cannot stop laughing.
Text Message
Girl 1: Oh my God, the puppy just peed on his leg! Lol
Girl 2: You’re kidding?! LMAO
Girl 1: GIRL! That puppy just threw up on his lap too!!! He’s pissed! LMAO
Girl 2: You are killing me! Stop! BLMAO
Girl 1: Oh my God, the puppy just peed on his leg! Lol
Girl 2: You’re kidding?! LMAO
Girl 1: GIRL! That puppy just threw up on his lap too!!! He’s pissed! LMAO
Girl 2: You are killing me! Stop! BLMAO
by Btwitsjennifer June 16, 2018
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Occurs when ingesting extremely gaseous-causing foods or attemping to reenact the burrito episode from "Man verus Food". You feel like you are missing the entire lower section of your digestive tract. Treatment requires a visit to a digestive health specialist which may not be successful. On a postive note, you will be exempt from the phrase, "Stick it up your ass buddy" cause you don't got one!
Occurs when ingesting extremely gaseous-causing foods or attemping to reenact the burrito episode from "Man verus Food". You feel like you are missing the entire lower section of your digestive tract. Treatment requires a visit to a digestive health specialist which may not be successful. On a postive note, you will be exempt from the phrase, "Stick it up your ass buddy" cause you don't got one!
One day at school...
Jane- Hey Sally, do beans make you fart.
Sally- no, but your Mom's brussel sprouts always BMAO
Jane- Hey Sally, do beans make you fart.
Sally- no, but your Mom's brussel sprouts always BMAO
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Get the Bleaoch mug.To be dangerously intoxicated, often resulting in the loss of bodily functions and ability, such as the use of your legs or bladder. Geting blamoed may also make you excessivly aggresive and annoying.
'Did you see Frecklemancorkey lastnight?'
'No, what happend?'
'He got absolutly blamoed and started a fight with some chav'
'What happend?'
'He flying leg-dropped the chav in the head, off the stairs of the bar'
'nice'
'No, what happend?'
'He got absolutly blamoed and started a fight with some chav'
'What happend?'
'He flying leg-dropped the chav in the head, off the stairs of the bar'
'nice'
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