Assed

The unfortunate process of a pet (typically a cat) bushing their ass across your face, arm, or leg. Use of the word: Yuk the cat just assed me.

Alternative spelling of the word—ewwww.

John work to a terrible smell. Only to realize the cat has just assed his face.

by TalkTalker May 22, 2022

Assed

(used to give emphasis) bad-assed, high-assed, tight-assed.

- I think it's time to put on a diet! Take a look! This T-shirt is freakin' tight-assed !!!

- Jogging everyday, and also eating a apple a day keeps the doctor away!

by William Warney December 13, 2010

Assed

When you have sat/layed down and don't have the ability to get back up. This can happen in many ways. Ie:obesity, being stoned, extreme cases of laziness and even after getting rocked in a fist fight.

Dude, that last bowl just assed me. I can't get that brew for you.

by Dr.Awesomeballs69 April 02, 2014

Assed

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verb


1. abbreviation of assassinated.

2. is the targeted murder of a high-profile person

Julius Caesar got assed!

by Hovey October 12, 2008

Ass to Ass

Originally coined by the ever-excitable Uncle 'Ass-to-Ass' Hank in the movie Requiem For a Dream upon seeing two naked girls insert a large dildo in their rectums and then 'push it real good', the usage of this phrase soon became so widespread that it became a universal reply to any question, situation or insult.

Would would you like for breakfast?

ASS TO ASS!

Where shall we go on holiday this year?

ASS TO ASS!

What should we do if the stairwell catches fire?

ASS TO ASS!

You are such a dick, Mr Murphey.

ASS TO ASS!

I hear that penuts are extinct in certain mountainous areas of Paraguay.

ASS TO ASS!

You're acting like a certain child who was here recently.

ASS TO ASS!

I'm gonna pwn you, n00b.

ASS TO ASS!

Surely that's enough, now.

ASS TO ASS!

by Nielzor October 03, 2006

ASS ASS ASS

When someone with tourettes has an ass-twitch

Tourettes Guy: ASS ASS ASS

by asssburgers December 27, 2009

ass to ass

Inspired by the movie Requiem for a Dream, ass to ass is a sexual position where each partner simultaneously insert a double-dildo into his/her anus. Each partner is then penetrated to adquate length of the double-dildo so that they become "ass to ass."

Two heroine addicted prostitutes insert a double-dildo into her anus while a crowd of men cheer them on and a mysterious man named Uncle Hank yells, "Ass to ass!".
-Requiem for a Dream

by Rian December 08, 2003