ABS

by PunjabiQueen July 11, 2011
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Acronym for Anti-lock Braking System. This system uses a computer to control your brakes on your car by applying and releasing your brakes quickly to prevent skidding or sliding from occuring.
Shiz, i'm glad i gots ABS or else i woulda hit that dude!
by yoyo dawg January 28, 2004
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Shortened acronym for "Adult Book Store" - commonly used in the male gay community in online postings (i.e.: Craigslist, AdultFriendFinder, etc.)
Craigslist posting: Looking to meet up at an ABS tonite! Wanna cum with.
by Taco Palenque July 01, 2007
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an awesome abbreviation for when you have already stalked something or someone on any type of social networking i.e. facebook, twitter, tumblr.

literally stands for "already been stalked"
girl 1: did you see her trashy as fuck pictures from new years eve?!?!
girl 2: ugh ABS
by alittlet January 02, 2012
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Usually involves of a wrench, a pillow, an insulin needle, and a pissed off Bi-Polar Drunkard, known as Shannon O'Houlihan.

Person 1: how the hell is that drunkard chasing the kid with an insulin needle?

Person 2: Thats Shannon, i bet that poor kid stole Shannon's favorite wrench and pillow again... poor poor soul...

Person 3: EVERYONE SAVE YOURSELVES!!!! It's a Shannon O'Houlihan!!! he will have ABS with everyone!!! arrrrgggghhh

That was some serious ABS we had last night, I haven't worked up a sweat like that since I was a teenager
by NeWolf June 14, 2011
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Dude 1: D’you think dat she is an ABS babe, huh?

Dude 2: Nah, man.
by quan cao tien October 05, 2010
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I was at work the other day giving a presentation, when ABS struck!
by Phydeaux8635 May 19, 2013
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