"Dad, can you drive me to school today?"
"Oh my god lah. When I was 9 years old... I used to walk twenty miles to get to school, uphill, both ways, ON ONE FOOT. MY OTHER FOOT WAS FUCKING STARTING A BUSINESS YOU LITTLE FUCK. DO YOU WANT TO GET SENT JESUS?"
"Oh my god lah. When I was 9 years old... I used to walk twenty miles to get to school, uphill, both ways, ON ONE FOOT. MY OTHER FOOT WAS FUCKING STARTING A BUSINESS YOU LITTLE FUCK. DO YOU WANT TO GET SENT JESUS?"
by TelescopicFish May 21, 2023
Retarded 9 Year Old
by Retaded9YearOld March 14, 2010
A Term used to describe the ride on a four-point leaf-sprung suspension vehicle. Usually in a way to describe either immense anger or arse-aching pain. Context: Vehicles that carry leaf spring suspension on all four wheels are inherently amazing for weight loading but, intensely painful for any form of bumps. Although reliable and excellent and at the best of times, will remind you how it would feel to become instantly homeless when you hit a speed bump at Morley Galleria.
-Used to describe vehicles such as Early Landcruisers, Early Nissan Patrols, and old vehicles
- Point of note, as leafs are added from five upwards take one off age of child being ridden by priest. 8 Leaf = 8 Year old.
-Used to describe vehicles such as Early Landcruisers, Early Nissan Patrols, and old vehicles
- Point of note, as leafs are added from five upwards take one off age of child being ridden by priest. 8 Leaf = 8 Year old.
"The 75 Series rode like a big pillow on the blacktop, but as soon as she was off-road it was ridden like a priest on a 9 year old"
" Fuck me dead these springs suck arse, ridden like a priest on a 9 year old I'll say"
" Fuck me dead these springs suck arse, ridden like a priest on a 9 year old I'll say"
by 12HT4Lyfe October 31, 2023
a group of kids who just can be found everywhere. Especially school, and k-8th grade schools. The 9 and 10 year olds go on games like Animal jam or fortnite. They are just kids who piss on the earth every while and some who are just the quiet kids are going through depression so don't bully the 9-10 year old quiet kids.
the 11-12 year old kids are better usually because they are more mature and are better. These kids will be found in school too and are just so desperate to find a way to unblock a school chromebook like a 9-10 year old would do, Such as "unscrewing the back cover and pressing the power button" or "holding esc+reload+power to powerwash the chromebook"
the 11-12 year old kids are better usually because they are more mature and are better. These kids will be found in school too and are just so desperate to find a way to unblock a school chromebook like a 9-10 year old would do, Such as "unscrewing the back cover and pressing the power button" or "holding esc+reload+power to powerwash the chromebook"
year: 2014
P1: those 9-12 year olds are annoying
P2: wth, i am their father HOW DARE YOU
P3 and P1 in unison: they are annoying!
K1 (kid 1):WHAT
K2: im yo momma
K3: STOP STOP STOP
K4: ABCDEF YOU AND YOUR MOM AND YOUR SISTER AND YOUR JOB AND YOUR BROKE*** CAR AND THAT SH** YOU YOU CALL ART
P1: those 9-12 year olds are annoying
P2: wth, i am their father HOW DARE YOU
P3 and P1 in unison: they are annoying!
K1 (kid 1):WHAT
K2: im yo momma
K3: STOP STOP STOP
K4: ABCDEF YOU AND YOUR MOM AND YOUR SISTER AND YOUR JOB AND YOUR BROKE*** CAR AND THAT SH** YOU YOU CALL ART
by youtuber1289 May 6, 2022
"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"
by basedwhip February 15, 2023
The 9 year old can usually be found in their natural habitat: either Fortnite or Gacha life.
9 year olds are really wild and sacred animals who are prone to yelling at deafeningly high pitches which are about 69420 hz. They have a really weird language that consists of fortnite, gacha life, roblox, etc. And they always yell swear words at each other, even including racist and homophobic slurs, as well as using gay as an insult. They will never shut up about hanging the filthy sluts. Oh and, if you don't have the most modern shit ever, they will slaughter you at a chicken slaughterhouse and sell your remains as Robux.
9 year olds are really wild and sacred animals who are prone to yelling at deafeningly high pitches which are about 69420 hz. They have a really weird language that consists of fortnite, gacha life, roblox, etc. And they always yell swear words at each other, even including racist and homophobic slurs, as well as using gay as an insult. They will never shut up about hanging the filthy sluts. Oh and, if you don't have the most modern shit ever, they will slaughter you at a chicken slaughterhouse and sell your remains as Robux.
9 year old Timmy begged mommy and daddy to get him Fortnite, but he already had Fortnite. Because it wasn't the most modern shit ever, he killed the putrid cunt f_____s with his MEGA HYPER GALACTIC FORTNITE GUN 666. And he deafened his parents just yesterday. I worry for the quiet kid who has to sit next to him.
by bananabrainnnnn August 2, 2022