4 definitions by TelescopicFish

Harold Trotter

A masterpiece made by the content creator or "pooper" TheMasterPoop.

This is a parody or A "Youtube Poop" of "Harry Potter".
There are currently 4 episodes to this masterpiece:
"Harold Trotter and the Flesh Eatin' Slug Repellent" Part 1 and 2. This YTP series (Meaning Youtube Poop) is based on "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets"
"Harold Trotter and the smelly old shew brush" Part 1 and 2. This one is based on "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban".

"Have you heard of Harold Trotter?"
"What's that?"
"The cure to my depression."

by TelescopicFish May 21, 2023

Are you serious right now bro

This word was popularised by IShowSpeed a famous content creator on Youtube.

"I might have deleted one of your minecraft accounts." - a friend
"Are you serious right now bro?"

by TelescopicFish May 21, 2023

Dumbledore

An idiot that gives 1000 points to Gryffindor for the act of breathing.
Also, someone who exploits someone by forcing them to protect a boy. The boy's father bullied him for years. The only reason this fucking idiot agrees is that the boy's mother is the man's love. Exploitation Level 10000.

"I love fucking Gryffindor"
"Dumbledore. Only cares about fucking Gryffindor, Slytherin's better."
"Shut up Serveus. I'm gonna tell the entire school that you're a fucking Death Eater."
"Fuck you Dumbledore."

by TelescopicFish May 21, 2023

When I was 9 years old...

A term said by Asian parents to show you how fucked up their lives were back then.

"Dad, can you drive me to school today?"
"Oh my god lah. When I was 9 years old... I used to walk twenty miles to get to school, uphill, both ways, ON ONE FOOT. MY OTHER FOOT WAS FUCKING STARTING A BUSINESS YOU LITTLE FUCK. DO YOU WANT TO GET SENT JESUS?"

by TelescopicFish May 21, 2023