4G

What happens (hopefully) after a double date.

Four people having sex at the same time.

4G rhymes with orgy.

by Tikibarberfan July 19, 2010

4G

A retarded title for a simple 3G network fabricated by Sprint to entice uneducated buyers into thinking that there's actually a 4G network when in reality, it's the same fucking thing as every other 3G network. Way to be total douches, Sprint.

Carl: "Hey, check out my new Sprint HTC with 4G! Isn't it sweet how it can surf the web?"

Jane: "Oh neat! So can every other 3G phone you dumbass."

God: "Yeah, Carl, 4G is just a pitiful marketing ploy created by Sprint because they're total douches. Now I smite thee!"

by F COS April 5, 2010

4G

abbreviated way to say, "get in, get on, get off, get out"
which is a quick sexual event. a person arrives, has quick sex, and leaves.

guy 1: what happened to you and jane last night?
guy 2: just alittle 4G.

by thatFRAGguy December 28, 2011

4G

when four people enjoy an orgasim at the same time, the equivalent of sneezing 32 times

You shiould have been there. Jeff, Craig, Emily, and I had an amazing 4G this weekend.

by CanaBonder April 27, 2010

4G

The act of having sexual intercourse with 4 other women at once

Gay fish 1: Hey didn`t corge gloony have 4G last night?!?!

Gay fish 2: Yeah i heard he boned eva johansen, scarlet mendes, jessica swift, and taylor alba

Gay fish 1: haha what a playboy

by T>H>O>M>A>S June 2, 2009

4gs

4gs means for gods sake

4gs do it rite this time

by Warren O'Donnell April 21, 2006

4G Orgy

When you're chilling with a group of friends and everyone is currently occupied by their phones

I was chilling with my bros when everyone pulled out their phones. No one was saying anything so I pulled mine out and followed suit we just had a 4G Orgy

by mick .lira August 19, 2015