Chicago

A city that’s more famous than the state it’s in

Chicago > Illinois

by Keemakurry November 5, 2022

Chicago White Sox

The better version of the Cubs. Yes, they aren't amazing but compared to the Cubs they are the freaking New York Yankees. The White Sox's stadium is also a million times better than Wrigley Field and they also do this thing called winning.

Cubs suck. Let's go see the Chicago White Sox game because they actually win.

by RyGuyHill November 23, 2022

Chicago Drug Mule

Cocktail made with Jeppsen’s Malort

1.5 oz Tequila
0.75 oz lime juice
0.75 oz cranberry juice
0.5 oz Jeppson’s Malort
2 oz ginger beer

‘Malort is undrinkable’

‘If you mix it into a Chicago Drug Mule, it’s only mildly unpleasant’

by waterbaby8391 November 24, 2022

Chicago Change Dispenser

The Chicago Change Dispenser is where you put Change into a Persons Asshole and they fart it out

I want you to give the Chicago Change Dispenser

by IdiotFlower December 14, 2021

Chicagoed

Absolute and utter pain caused by server lag.

"FUCK, another FUCKING CHICAGO, if I get CHICAGOED one more god damm time I'm throwing my fucking controller through my wall".

by Bgdshd December 20, 2021

Chicago Style Chips and Salsa

There is actually no definition at all, because this is not a real thing.

Dan: "Hey guys, I'm new in town and I cannot wait to get some Chicago Style Chips and Salsa"
Everyone else: "Dafuq? That's not a real thing bro. Go home, you're drunk."

by W3rddd December 23, 2021

chicago

chicago is one of the best cities in the mf world bro, the food, the slang, i would say the people but niggas b hoes and these bitches bops. anyway, we cool asf out hea, if you come to chicago dont b a fuckin gang goofy, if somebody say “check it out” DONT fkn check it out💀, if somebody ask you if you know where you at just run & pls dont say u from o block, that will get you shot tf up if you from outta town😭.

boy1- you from chicago?
boy2- no, im from insert location
boy1- you know whea you at?
bystander- nigga, RUN.

by sosaisdagoat December 28, 2021