Chicago Drug Mule

Cocktail made with Jeppsen’s Malort

1.5 oz Tequila
0.75 oz lime juice
0.75 oz cranberry juice
0.5 oz Jeppson’s Malort
2 oz ginger beer

‘Malort is undrinkable’

‘If you mix it into a Chicago Drug Mule, it’s only mildly unpleasant’

by waterbaby8391 November 24, 2022

Post one chicago depression

a state of sadness/mental unstability after watching an episode of one chicago

”why are you so sad”
-”Leslie shay just died last night, post one chicago depression”

by SLAYER 💪💪 May 11, 2022

Chicago Shrimp

When you go out to eat at a seafood place that is located in a landlocked salt water location.

As your friend is hugging the porcupine toilet, “And that’s why we don’t eat the Chicago Shrimp”

by Pkangas91 January 1, 2022

Chicago Nigga

A Chicago Nigga is a GD or BD form south Chicago who is down for they hood and got multiple bodies. They always got extendos or drum mags on they strap and will kill you on site for breathing wrong at them. They go on drills and dont really care if they kill innocent people, they most likely will count that as a body too.

Chicago Nigga: Aye come roll wit me on this drill right quik. They found the nigga that killed Devon last week.

Chicago Nigga 2: Aight nigga im down you know i stay havin that thang on me lets roll.

by a big dick havin ass nigga January 8, 2022

Chicago Sun Roof

When you take a big 'ol steamy shit into the sun roof of someone else's vehicle.

"Yo wtf I just got Chicago Sun Roof'd and now I gotta clean it up."

by I_DankStep January 9, 2022

Chicago

Literally hell on earth.

This is the place where the most wacky tacky insane voilent and ignorant things take place.

Rated 3rd place on earth next to Detroit and England.

Aye bro, did you hear about the guy who shot that kid cause he was wearing a blue shirt?

Man, we gotta get the fuck outta Chicago.

by StuntPlayZYT September 24, 2022

Chicago department store

A misogynistic (but hilarious) drinking song often sung by Rugby types that uses a play on words to convey nefarious sexual acts upon a woman coming into the department store for an object

Chicago Department Store

Person: One day a woman came into the store asking for a KitKat

Everyone else: a KitKat, from the store?

Person: a KitKat she wanted, 4 fingers she got

Everyone: oh I used to work to work I Chicago in an old department store, I used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore

by Bornator September 26, 2022