A misogynistic (but hilarious) drinking song often sung by Rugby types that uses a play on words to convey nefarious sexual acts upon a woman coming into the department store for an object
Chicago Department Store
Person: One day a woman came into the store asking for a KitKat
Everyone else: a KitKat, from the store?
Person: a KitKat she wanted, 4 fingers she got
Everyone: oh I used to work to work I Chicago in an old department store, I used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore
Person: One day a woman came into the store asking for a KitKat
Everyone else: a KitKat, from the store?
Person: a KitKat she wanted, 4 fingers she got
Everyone: oh I used to work to work I Chicago in an old department store, I used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore
by Bornator September 26, 2022
Get the Chicago department store mug.A drinking song sang by Rugby types. Usually in the format of call and response chanting about doing misogynistic things to a woman coming into a store and asking for different items. You can be very inventive with this chant, especially after a few pints....
Person: One day a woman into the store asking for a hammer
Chorus: A hammer from the store?
Person: A hammer she wanted, nailed she got!
Chorus: Oh I used to work in Chicago in an old department store, i used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore.
Chorus: A hammer from the store?
Person: A hammer she wanted, nailed she got!
Chorus: Oh I used to work in Chicago in an old department store, i used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore.
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Get the Chicago Shrimp mug.A Chicago Nigga is a GD or BD form south Chicago who is down for they hood and got multiple bodies. They always got extendos or drum mags on they strap and will kill you on site for breathing wrong at them. They go on drills and dont really care if they kill innocent people, they most likely will count that as a body too.
Chicago Nigga: Aye come roll wit me on this drill right quik. They found the nigga that killed Devon last week.
Chicago Nigga 2: Aight nigga im down you know i stay havin that thang on me lets roll.
Chicago Nigga 2: Aight nigga im down you know i stay havin that thang on me lets roll.
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Get the Chicago Change Dispenser mug."FUCK, another FUCKING CHICAGO, if I get CHICAGOED one more god damm time I'm throwing my fucking controller through my wall".
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