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#16 The Chicago Running Man

The Chicago Running Man tore apart my marriage. He fed lies to my wife, Margaret, and she eventually mistrusted me to the point of looking in my phone and finding my texts with another woman I was sleeping with platonically. Margaret, if you are reading this, please don't believe The Chicago Running Man, don't leave me please
Be careful with #16 The Chicago Running Man, I heard he is a homewrecker
by Margaret, pls August 9, 2022
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Diet Chicago

Any suburb of the Chicago area. I came up with this term because people who are actually from Chicago get pissed when a suburban person says they are from Chicago. Hence: Diet Chicago.
Person #1: Where are you from
Person #2: Chicago
Person #1: Cool, where in Chicago?
Person #2: Oak Lawn. (or any other suburb)
Person #1: Ok, you're from Diet Chicago....
by Mikaa August 24, 2009
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A Chicago Hangover

Phrase reserved for the worst hangover in your life. Really, really bad hangover.
"Man, I had the worst hangover yesterday"
"How bad, a Chicago hangover bad? "
"No...not THAT bad!"
by northsider684 May 25, 2014
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South Side of Chicago

the South Side of Chicago can be dangerous as fuck. Certain neighborhoods should be avoided. However, to say even MOST of the south side is ugly (some faggot on urban dictionary called it ugly) means you never even grew up there and you wouldn't last a minute down here because you're most likely an over-privalegded north sider bitch. You can't hang with some of the most down to earth, funny as fuck, blue collar, hard-working, and hard people (only if you go too damn far) on the planet. I lived in Canaryville and Bridgeport then moved to Oak Lawn when i went to high school. The south side is a hell of a lotta fun. you just need to be careful of your surroundings. I recently moved to Cali and people here LOVE south siders. so if any of you bitches wanna shit on our side of this great city, think again. Because we have more character in our left nut than, most of you north side and dwntwn fags have in your entire body. Fuckin' north side bitches act like they're from SAN FAGCISCO and preach how their part of the city is so progressive and with the times, while we south siders are just pretty much animals. We are the soul of the city. Irish, Black, Greek, Italian, Polish, Lithuanian, Mexican, Puerto Rican, El Salvadorian, etc. We are very diverse and multicultural with (probably) the best damn food, spirits, and pride on this whole fucking earth. So to all you bitches who wanna shit on our beautiful South Side, eat a dick.
Guy Number 1: Hey man where you from?
Guy Number 2: the south side of chicago.

Guy Number 1: omg that's like super ghetto
Guy Number 2: no it's not, asshole. It's beautiful
by batman89 December 26, 2012
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Loyola University Chicago

Place where the administration will charge students for everything including the air they breathe. A private institution for kids whose parents have more money than time and for Northwestern rejects.
Student A: Where do you go?

Student B: Loyola University Chicago

Student A: Yea, I got rejected from Northwestern too.
by Howyadoin? August 2, 2009
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i'm from chicago

What people who are NOT from Chicago claim, only to make themselves look cooler/classier/more hood/more gangsta/ anything they want to portray, depending on the individual's preference. Basically, trying to make oneself look better. This phrase is used by people who are from the lame-ass surrounding suburbs, or even the northwestern most suburbs of Indiana in order to try to appeal to others and make themselves look more "worldly" and "Chicago-ish". They know their home towns are lame as fuck, so if it's within even a 150 mile radius of Chicago, they will claim Chicago to be their home, even if it is not.

People from the following towns often tell others that Chicago is their home: Orland Park, Calumet City, Lansing, Chicago Heights, Downer's Grove, Merrillville, Indiana; Tinley Park, Oak Lawn, Homewood, Olympia Fields, Blue Island, South Holland, Harvey, just to name a few. Basically, everyone wants to be a part of the greatest city in the world, but they can't be, because I'm sorry, but the surrounding suburbs ARE NOT Chicago! you can often tell if someone is lying about their place of origin when they say "i'm from chicago" and later you overhear them talking to a coworker, friend, stranger, etc. and they are talking about the house they own in Chicago Heights or Orland. Annoying as fuck.
chicago is an awesome city, but not everyone can claim residence there. so people often say "I'm from Chicago" in an attempt to ignore the fact they live in an embarassingly lame hometown.
also used to make one look tougher, more hood more gangsta etc, even though people are stupid, and some of the roughest neighborhoods are OUTSIDE of the city...

wanna be thug: What up nigga im from chicago, imma fuck you up real good, im from da hood and im a hustler yo...
Casual person: you fucking idiot, you're from Homewood.
wanna be thug: oh shit....

co-worker: hey so where are you from?
mediocre suburb bitch: I'm from chicago, i live in a penthouse downtown baby, i'm from the best city in the world!
co-worker: dumb bitch, you're from Lansing, i could tell from a mile away, you've probably never even been downtown in the chi....

Poor, hickish, republican redneck from northwest indiana, talking to someone not from the area: i may not bathe regularly, I may drive a nasty old pick up truck and wear overalls, and i think going to JC penny is a big deal to shop, but I'm from chicago, the flyest city in the world!
person who has been forced to listen to this jibberish:cool,go to millenium park often for concerts?
indiana redneck: what's millenium park?
person listening, shaking head:indiana hicks always pulling that "i'm from Chicago" shit....
by jonesbones12345 October 1, 2012
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Joe Boy (Chicago circa1986)

1-Refers to an individual (Mostly of Italian or Puerto Rican decent with some boxing training and frequents use of mood altering drug such as coke) who are exeptionally good at fighting (original);
2-or any violent individual who is good at being hired muscle.
1- "That coked up rican is a Joe boy."
2-"That suit is a Joe Boy for the family."
by Species2191 July 6, 2005
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