Oh? Am I not saving you fast enough? Maybe I'll get around to it in, like, 5 years or so...
Hym "Me? Oh, nobody. Just a meta/hypertext writing genius who has been made into a literal archetypal figure (the intimations of which range from stioc, monomaniacal hero to narcissistic superman). I may or may not have convinced the world's most famous atheist that the creature is real and I made the world's most famous clinician into several anime characters in his peripheral association to me. If you're trying to punish me for this then I'm at least Plato-adjacent (the poison is just a slower acting one). I would say that it's working pretty well, I mean, nobody's gotten raped or murdered by me yet. So that's pretty good... And why don't I do something about it?... You want me to fix the inherent corruption of man?.... Because... it's not the church that is the problem. It's the constrained malevolence that resides in the hearts of all men... And I can't even get you flesh-sacks to give me the credit that I'm due. Let alone get them to stop being evil filth-monkey abominations." 🤷
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A term used in SCP memes which describes how one looked at a picture and unknowingly saw FOUR FUCKING PIXELS of SCP-096's face.
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bro me and my mom are so confused like what’s up with this onion
why do i have an onion plz i wanna know
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Translation: Might I inquire as to the motive for the action in which the gentleman in question has undertaken?
Guy 1: Did you hear? Tony committed suicide.
Guy 2: Why he do dat?
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"Why do everyone want diamond?" said Issac with a confused voice.
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when nicole TV has a mental breakdown because she can't straighten her hair
why do it keep doing that ! LIKE WHY DO IT KEEP DOING THAAT??! LIKE IM TRYNA FUCK-FUCKIN STRAIGHTEN IT DOWN AND IT KEEP DOING LIKE "WOO" LIKE DAT!!!
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