by Ghost Freeman February 23, 2004
One who has no grasp of technology, no matter how times one has to explain how to use something electronic
Wife: Honey what button do I push to turn on the stereo
husband: You are so Technologically Retarded, press the Audio button
husband: You are so Technologically Retarded, press the Audio button
by RyeDawg II November 1, 2011
A woman that is especially good with all types of technology: phones, printers, scanners, copy machines, fax machines, like a futuristic receptionist. Also this woman at the same time is voluptuous. probably the hottest woman in the office if you know what i mean ;)
“oh wow! all she did was touch the printer and it stopped showing an error message...what a technology goddess!”
by TiffanyFey March 16, 2018
When your technological devices reach a state of overuse in which they need to be held together by duct tape.
Carlo: Hey Minags, what happened to your laptop?
Minags: Oh, I dropped it and broke the monitor. Now I've got me some Forni Technology, son!
Minags: Oh, I dropped it and broke the monitor. Now I've got me some Forni Technology, son!
by Xenu31Ohhh! June 19, 2009
Fourth single of 50 cent's recent album "Curtis". Includes Justin Timberlake and Timbaland (sings very little). The song is about 2 men who use advanced technology to control women from a distance, somewhat like voodoo. The song had to be edited numerous times because it had highly explicit lyrics. The music video was first released by 50 cent himself on Youtube, and has become very popular ever since, as of now over 7 million views . Was performed at the 2007 MTV Music awards. Got on the billboard charts.
by OVERCLOCKING 4 LIFE September 24, 2007
PFM Technology, or Pure Fucking Magic Technology, is a kind of hi-tech equipment or processor so advanced that it cannot be explained by the lay-person as anything other than sorcery or witchcraft.
"I got this App that listens to a song and tells me the name of the song and the artist."
"That's incredible! How does it work?"
"I have no idea. I think it uses PFM Technology."
"That's incredible! How does it work?"
"I have no idea. I think it uses PFM Technology."
by Tyrant O'Saurus April 23, 2010
A hangover where instead of drinking heavily the night before, one used to much technology. Symptoms: Headache, Drowsiness, Dizziness, etc.
by redrulz March 28, 2011