The sort of people that find the simplest of everyday technological feats and gadgets to be a challenge in making sense and use of. Much unlike the technologically impaired duck meme and the first day on the internet grandma meme, these are all very real persons and there is a very real blog being written with them in mind (The Low Tech-IQ Blog)
by Low Tech-IQ February 5, 2015
I term used by people with an obvious lack of knowledge of the product they are selling to sound as if they know what they are saying.
Me: So why should I get these $900 tires over these $500 ones.
Idiot Salesman: Because, the $900 tires have more technology
Me: Ok there.
Me: Why should I get the Sony TV instead of the Panasonic?
Salesman: More technology.
Idiot Salesman: Because, the $900 tires have more technology
Me: Ok there.
Me: Why should I get the Sony TV instead of the Panasonic?
Salesman: More technology.
by drunkendukh August 16, 2009
by Dr Jhon Dark PHd February 12, 2008
Meh: Did you see her in the computer lab today?
You: Yeah! She was totally technologically impaired!
You: Yeah! She was totally technologically impaired!
by Hyperr Haliee February 24, 2009
To strip technology of all meaningful features, thereby violating its original intent to solve problems in an automated way. This is typically done by an enterprise through a series of decisions made by folks with no understanding of technology, e.g. legal or risk. Fears that drive to these decisions are typically focused on trying to prevent behaviors through technology limitations, without isolating that the issue is the behavior. The end result will likely be a set of technology that looks similar to the current technology set, just with a different look and feel on top of a fundamentally rearchitected platform typically costing millions of dollars.
The approach would be equivalent to not allowing knives in the cafeteria for fear of stabbings vs not hiring people who won't stab each other. Only technologically neutering costs much more.
The approach would be equivalent to not allowing knives in the cafeteria for fear of stabbings vs not hiring people who won't stab each other. Only technologically neutering costs much more.
They technologically neutered the SharePoint environment by removing everything but the list and document library. It is no longer usable for its core collaboration functions.
We have technologically neutered our mobile email by not allowing attachments.
They technologically neutered their CRM by turning off the workflow features.
We have technologically neutered our mobile email by not allowing attachments.
They technologically neutered their CRM by turning off the workflow features.
by ColdheartedMatt February 24, 2012
FM Technology (fucking magic technology)
Highly advanced term used to define any technology that you are unfamiliar with.
Highly advanced term used to define any technology that you are unfamiliar with.
by tinav December 6, 2009
by stackattack January 8, 2011