The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit

A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.

"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"

by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023

crowbarred

To have a tooth removed

I have to get this wisdom tooth crowbarred out. Not being able to chew sucks.

by Chugach April 26, 2003

Crowbar

Crowbar aka (crowey) aka (bender) Describes someone who’s being an absolute cock womble cunt and who is clearly a homosexual man

“Mate your being a proper Crowey liven up abit son, here have a snif of this”
“Your a fucking crowbar you cunt”
“Fuck being bent like Beckham your a crowbar plain and simple”

by EllDeeeee March 21, 2024

Boston crowbar

When a girl inserts her pinkie in your urethra

I got a Boston crowbar at the swingers convention and now it burns when I pee

by Matt viagra December 15, 2022

Dirty crowbar

While plowing your girl from behind insert your finger in the dirt road and lift up then wait a second for her to tighten up

I’ll take her to the landshark then go back to my place to give her my dirty crowbar.

by That weird guy Dan December 31, 2024

Crowbar fishing

It’s when you put a crowbar inside a woman’s pussy after previously ejaculating into the woman’s genetalia, and trying to fish out the dead baby.

Jonathon- I’m sorry I slipped the crowbar in mother!
Mother- next time use a lamp post.

Jonathon- *default dances and mines up a pole with his diamond pick* sorry for crowbar fishing mother!

by Niggaslutlmao69 April 8, 2019

bolivian crowbar

A type of dildo invented in Bolivia that can be used from both ends while each end retains the distinctive shape of a crowbar.

'oh god no make it stop, the leverage on that Bolivian crowbar is too much.'

by Leviathan32 December 1, 2016