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Preferred Fap

When you aren't risking catching whatever they've got, but they're still attractive enough to warrant rubbing one out later
1: Yo, did you have sex with her?!
2: Of course not, it was a preferred fap.
by Kingturboturtle February 22, 2021
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Religiously aligned sexual preference

Aka. R.A.S.P.; When an individual is only sexually attracted to people who practice same religion as them
Janice is a devout Catholic and she is only sexually attracted to people who also actively practice Catholicism. She has a religiously aligned sexual preference.
by Vanguard 1998 April 5, 2021
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Politically aligned sexual preference

aka. P.A.S.P.; When an individual is only sexually attracted to people of the same political identity as they are
Joana is a Democrat who has a politically aligned sexual preference; meaning she is only sexually attracted to people who also identify as being democrats.
by Vanguard 1998 April 3, 2021
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The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be
Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.
by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020
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I prefer warm water

Im hearing voices again
I wanna kill myself
I have the urge to cut myself
by Ipreferwarmwater :3 November 23, 2023
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