Pregerterant 

Being pregnant but werider

OMG SHE GOT PREGERTERANT FROM THAT DUDE!

Pregerterant by teheherinp April 25, 2019

pet preserver 

A flotation vest for an animal (usually a dog). It is comfortable, stylish, and highly visible. It has a leash ring, and a handle on top for EZ retrieval from water.

That bitch went overboard from the speedboat. Good thing she was wearing a pet preserver.

pet preserver by yes juanito yes March 14, 2015

scarf of sexual preferance

the scarf used by hogwarts to determine the sexual orientation of it's students. the scarf also marries the sorting hat. most people when asked where they were sorted will answer where the scarf sorted them before the hat.

After being sorted by the sorting hat and the scarf of sexual preferance:
Harry: 'Hey guys, what did you get sorted as'
Ron: 'Bi-curious'
Hermione: 'Waiting till marriage'

scarf of sexual preferance by It's a robot November 26, 2010

Preferred Fatass Parking 

The closest non-handicapped, actual parking space to a store. The exceedingly huge park here so as not to have to walk any distance that could be considered exercise. The next step is buying a handicapped placard and rolling around in a wheelchair purely for the sake of escaping fatigue caused from walking more than the 5 feet it usually takes to get to the refrigerator.

FAMF: OMG! LOOK AT THAT SPOT! IT'S CLOSER THAN THE HANDICAPPED PLACE!

Blob o' Fat: QUICK! HIT THAT SHIT!

FAMF: Dude, this is the best Preferred Fatass Parking ever.

Blob o' Fat: Seriously! Now hurry up, I want my fucking triple Quarter Pounder.

Preferred Fatass Parking by Rawrasaurus January 20, 2007

Kentucky Preserves 

KY Jelly

She was so dry we had to whip out the Kentucky Preserves last night.

Kentucky Preserves by IronDrummer February 27, 2011

cal aero preserve academy 

bruh wtf why are all the hot girls emo

Guys why th is all the hot girls emo??? Such a cal aero preserve academy.

cal aero preserve academy by 249872 October 20, 2021

prefernly 

An alternative way of spelling preferably. Used a)when one is most likely hungover and typing sloppily. or b) due to the fact that they misspell words so frequently on emails or in instant messenger to a friend they speak to often, that the recipient is able to interpret the word without any effort or even asking what in the hell it is.

I have to work late tomorrow. Prefernly I'd never have to work late again.

prefernly by preferably October 17, 2008