A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be

Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.

by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020

Preferred apartment community Batman

The late night resident , usually inebriated, who has taken it upon himself to patrol his or her Buildings , units , leasing office amenities, etc.. late at night. Looking for any unusual activity or disturbance such as loud party’s , excessive speed through the parking lots, loud birds , or any other nuisance that he/she deems unacceptable. He brandishes his own swift justice. Unfortunately this only results in his own embarrassment and a hangover of shame when the sun rises

I got really drunk Last night and all Of a sudden turned into stupid ‘Preferred apartment community Batman’ again. I was yelling at the teenagers to turn down their garbage edm music and taking down license plate numbers to give to the cops

by RynothaGyno June 3, 2020

preferred turd

The preferred turd is the least worst option from a horrible selection.

Bob's could decide who his preferred turd is when answering the question "Who's your favourite between Stalin and Hitler"

by witchieblackcat September 25, 2020

I prefer warm water

Im hearing voices again
I wanna kill myself
I have the urge to cut myself

I prefer warm water :3

by Ipreferwarmwater :3 November 23, 2023

Prefer

Yeah, you see it's vaguely analogous to the thing they're doing to me isn't it?

Hym "Yeah, see that's sad and all, that they're getting kidnapped and bred for organ harvesting.... BUUUUUUUUT I know now that if they were free they would be statistically more likely to be fucking a retard behind my back instead of fucking me! I would prefer that literally anything happen other than fucking that retard happen to them. Preferences are fun. I think I may have been wrong about preference. Probably not. Either way, which form of apathy would you rather receive from me today? How about a little 'That's THEIR problem'? How's that sound? How about 'That's none of my business'? If you spreading awareness helps in abstract then aren't I just as much as you about it? You're welcome! I don't even care and I'm doing just as much about it as you, except, for free. I do love helping. Oh! How about a little 'Well, clearly they aren't making the right sacrifices! This is evidenced by the fact that the are where they are! If they were making the rught sacrifices they wouldn't be slaves!' Ooo! Yeah, that one felt good! And I can absolve myself of guilt for doing nothing about it by spreading awareness! Hurray me!"

by Hym Iam July 6, 2023

Preference

Show. Me. One. Person. Who. Has. The. OPPOSITE. Preference.

Hym "It took you 8 years and you still can't find a single person who has the opposite preference. Not 1. Because it isn't a thing and you know it isn't a thing. You don't respect men unconditionally yet expect respect from men unconditionally."

by Hym Iam August 29, 2023

Preferred Fap

When you aren't risking catching whatever they've got, but they're still attractive enough to warrant rubbing one out later

1: Yo, did you have sex with her?!
2: Of course not, it was a preferred fap.

by Kingturboturtle February 22, 2021