A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be

Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.

by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020

Preferred apartment community Batman

The late night resident , usually inebriated, who has taken it upon himself to patrol his or her Buildings , units , leasing office amenities, etc.. late at night. Looking for any unusual activity or disturbance such as loud party’s , excessive speed through the parking lots, loud birds , or any other nuisance that he/she deems unacceptable. He brandishes his own swift justice. Unfortunately this only results in his own embarrassment and a hangover of shame when the sun rises

I got really drunk Last night and all Of a sudden turned into stupid ‘Preferred apartment community Batman’ again. I was yelling at the teenagers to turn down their garbage edm music and taking down license plate numbers to give to the cops

by RynothaGyno June 3, 2020

preferred turd

The preferred turd is the least worst option from a horrible selection.

Bob's could decide who his preferred turd is when answering the question "Who's your favourite between Stalin and Hitler"

by witchieblackcat September 25, 2020

chastity irrelevant sexual preference

Aka. C.I.S.P.; When an individual will have sex with someone, regardless of whether or not they are willing to refrain from having sex until they get married

Dan wants to hookup Penelope, regardless of whether she wants to have sex before marriage or wait until they get married. He has a chastity irrelevant sexual preference.

by Vanguard 1998 October 14, 2021

The Ben’s Preference

Farting into a glory hole. Can be done after services are performed as a gratuity.

I just left the Warrensburg Pilot and left The Ben’s Preference to show my appreciation.

by Warrensburg Pilot May 29, 2023

Preference

Is the difference between BECAUSE and WITH shit head. It's not impossible to determine whether it's because or with.

Hym "When it comes to suicide; my PREFERENCE is that fat cocks do it instead of baby dicks."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2023

prefers his peas Minted

Descriptive of a homosexual / gay man

He prefers his peas Minted

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023