When a woman in Alaska thrashes about the bed having multiple orgasms prompted by her Rotating G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator. Always involves loud moaning, or perhaps a biting of a pillow if the kids are home and not asleep. It feels as though the earth moves uncontrollably.
Karen keeps bragging about her newly discovered love for Alaskan earthquakes. She says the Earth moves for about thirty seconds, followed by lots of intense aftershocks.
by Earthquake_Lover August 21, 2009
When the number of stumbling drunk people has surpassed a threshold that gives the sitting spectator the impression that an earthquake is occurring.
Holy shit it looks like we are in the midst of a drunken earthquake!
Wow, look at all these sloppy drunks, this drunken earthquake is off the charts!
Last night was crazy people were falling over in a drunken earthquake.
Wow, look at all these sloppy drunks, this drunken earthquake is off the charts!
Last night was crazy people were falling over in a drunken earthquake.
by vtkid December 10, 2009
The act of standing with legs shoulder width apart, knees bent slightly, arms relaxed at sides and proceeding to shake rapidly but ever so slightly. Usually performed in locker rooms, while wearing only boxers.
If looking to perform the act, one should do so to the theme from cell phone 'tetris'.
Made famous by Ben Tumin, of ten minute striker fame.
If looking to perform the act, one should do so to the theme from cell phone 'tetris'.
Made famous by Ben Tumin, of ten minute striker fame.
(Tumin shakes his whole body hilariously, wearing close to nothing)
Jake: (Laughing) "What was that?"
Tumin: "Tuminator Earthquake."
Jake: (Laughing) "What was that?"
Tumin: "Tuminator Earthquake."
by J City October 27, 2007
A spontaneous reaction to absolutely nothing which involves one individual of the group declaring the act and the other members acknowledging the declaration by flailing themselves at nearby walls while yelling 'earthquake party,' along with sounds that compliment the smashing of one's body into walls as if an earthquake were occurring.
Dude, I think it's time for an "EARTHQUAKE PARTY!!!!!!"
earthquake (smash, bang, crah) party (slwap, oof, DUDE!) yeah!!!!!!!
earthquake (smash, bang, crah) party (slwap, oof, DUDE!) yeah!!!!!!!
by Kelley October 7, 2002
This is only a test. Had this been an actual earthquake, your stream of pee would wave to and fro and back and forth in front of you.
In the event of an actual Earthquake, you would probably have peed yourself without getting to a urinal first.
by Downstrike December 26, 2005
Something that tastes good to say according to a reddit user doing an AMA about being able to taste words.
Cain: I heard you can taste words. What words taste the best?
Abel: Moist earthquake.
Cain: *Picks up rock*
Abel: Moist earthquake.
Cain: *Picks up rock*
by Salmonellq September 10, 2019
by Thatrandomduce98 January 1, 2018