Kelley's definitions

Agent Smith

1. (adj.)A real hard-nosed badass
2. (adj.) A 'suit' - someone who dresses in a black suit on a regular basis
3. (adj. plural) A collection of black-suited clones that gather together ie: On the train, at work, in a Starbucks, on a sidewalk.

1. That Agent Smith of a copper bloody took my bag away! It was only enough to roll one!
2. That Agent Smith over there is looking at you. Pity about the sunglasses.
3. Look at those bloody Agent Smiths walking into work. Good thing I'm on the dole.

by Kelley December 10, 2003

jukin

poppin or gridin on the dance floor

damn that girl was jukin all up on that dance floor.

by Kelley April 28, 2003

earthquake party

A spontaneous reaction to absolutely nothing which involves one individual of the group declaring the act and the other members acknowledging the declaration by flailing themselves at nearby walls while yelling 'earthquake party,' along with sounds that compliment the smashing of one's body into walls as if an earthquake were occurring.

Dude, I think it's time for an "EARTHQUAKE PARTY!!!!!!"
earthquake (smash, bang, crah) party (slwap, oof, DUDE!) yeah!!!!!!!

by Kelley October 7, 2002

mancake

1)a cake or pastry baked by a male

2)an attractive, preferably slightly thick male

I'm hungry for mancake

by kelley April 20, 2004

ncmos

non-commital make out sessions. Almost like a one night stand, but without the actual penetration.

one night stands are too iffy, so I'll go out and get me a ncmo tonight.

by Kelley March 20, 2004

saru

Really Saro, but Saro's actually a word.
How uncool is that?
Saro's cool, and he made up the Spanfrussiscwelshoslovakian in my profile.
Also a puppy.

"How much is that Saro in the window? The one with the waggily tail?"

by Kelley April 10, 2004

BDS

Bang Dem Shits. Carpentry slang for "pound some nails".

We are behind schedule so we really gotta go bang dem shits today.

by Kelley March 20, 2004