Kelley's definitions

hadji

used as slang by troops in Iraq to describe an Iraqi citizen. Usually used in an offensive context. Also spelled Hajji, because noone can make up thier minds which is correct.
Hadji is actually a term of respect for muslims who have made the piligrmage to Mecca and completed the "Hajj". Those who have completed the Hajj often have Hajj added as a prefix to thier name when being formally addressed.

I don't trust those fucking hadjis, they wave at you one day and shoot at you the next.

by Kelley March 20, 2004

earthquake party

A spontaneous reaction to absolutely nothing which involves one individual of the group declaring the act and the other members acknowledging the declaration by flailing themselves at nearby walls while yelling 'earthquake party,' along with sounds that compliment the smashing of one's body into walls as if an earthquake were occurring.

Dude, I think it's time for an "EARTHQUAKE PARTY!!!!!!"
earthquake (smash, bang, crah) party (slwap, oof, DUDE!) yeah!!!!!!!

by Kelley October 7, 2002

mancake

1)a cake or pastry baked by a male

2)an attractive, preferably slightly thick male

I'm hungry for mancake

by kelley April 20, 2004

BDS

Bang Dem Shits. Carpentry slang for "pound some nails".

We are behind schedule so we really gotta go bang dem shits today.

by Kelley March 20, 2004

ncmos

non-commital make out sessions. Almost like a one night stand, but without the actual penetration.

one night stands are too iffy, so I'll go out and get me a ncmo tonight.

by Kelley March 20, 2004

saru

Really Saro, but Saro's actually a word.
How uncool is that?
Saro's cool, and he made up the Spanfrussiscwelshoslovakian in my profile.
Also a puppy.

"How much is that Saro in the window? The one with the waggily tail?"

by Kelley April 10, 2004

efrat

also known as feededeeded and pi kappa E-frat. comes from the latin word "efratdisiac" which translates as "dayam"

hooooooooot diggidy efrat

by kelley December 8, 2004