Kelley's definitions

CTG

A huge giraffe.
Hates people who spell it without the periods, WHOOPS.
He's crazy and psycho, but awesomely cool.
Has a mean streak, but can be nice.

"Please do not feed the CTGs, they are known to attack."

by Kelley April 9, 2004

earthquake party

A spontaneous reaction to absolutely nothing which involves one individual of the group declaring the act and the other members acknowledging the declaration by flailing themselves at nearby walls while yelling 'earthquake party,' along with sounds that compliment the smashing of one's body into walls as if an earthquake were occurring.

Dude, I think it's time for an "EARTHQUAKE PARTY!!!!!!"
earthquake (smash, bang, crah) party (slwap, oof, DUDE!) yeah!!!!!!!

by Kelley October 7, 2002

Agent Smith

1. (adj.)A real hard-nosed badass
2. (adj.) A 'suit' - someone who dresses in a black suit on a regular basis
3. (adj. plural) A collection of black-suited clones that gather together ie: On the train, at work, in a Starbucks, on a sidewalk.

1. That Agent Smith of a copper bloody took my bag away! It was only enough to roll one!
2. That Agent Smith over there is looking at you. Pity about the sunglasses.
3. Look at those bloody Agent Smiths walking into work. Good thing I'm on the dole.

by Kelley December 10, 2003

efrat

also known as feededeeded and pi kappa E-frat. comes from the latin word "efratdisiac" which translates as "dayam"

hooooooooot diggidy efrat

by kelley December 8, 2004

googooplex

Verb: to seal up plastic or rubber and allow it to remain flexible.

Googooplex it and it will bounce again.

by Kelley May 4, 2003

smiggy

it's what we call a cigarette, mix between "ciggy" and "smoke".

you wann go have a smiggy?

by Kelley March 19, 2004

saru

Really Saro, but Saro's actually a word.
How uncool is that?
Saro's cool, and he made up the Spanfrussiscwelshoslovakian in my profile.
Also a puppy.

"How much is that Saro in the window? The one with the waggily tail?"

by Kelley April 10, 2004