Douchey McDouchebag 

What your girlfriend can be after you deny her sex...

Me: Naw no sex tonight babe...
Girlfriend: Ugh you're not even on your period I hate you. *slams door in face*
Me: Well maybe if you weren't such a Douchey McDouchebag I wouldn't mind having sex with you.

Douchey McDouchebag by Quellie Quel February 10, 2014

douchey taco 

a 'douchey taco' is a little stupid bastard who likes to look at men's buttocks but pretends to like women.

"Man, he was a douchey taco?"
"Yeah but at least he was trying to hide it by dating a girl."

douchey taco by awkwardgirly June 20, 2016

Douchey Dick 

A soapy penis; when soap is used instead of lube.

Bob: So how was the one night stand last night?

Paul: It was great. I hit her with the douchey dick while in the shower.

Douchey Dick by Holy balls of fire August 23, 2018

Douchey Violin Player 

A chad who plays the violin.

Damn look at that douchey violin player, he's so full of himself.

Douchey Violin Player by tudeep November 26, 2020

fake-douchey 

Behaving as a douche in a jocular manner as opposed to with malicious intent; giving someone a hard time, but only to be funny and not to be mean.

Sam's not really an asshole; he's just fake-douchey.

fake-douchey by katiekins September 23, 2007

sushi douchey

A man who screams J.T. and shoves sushi rolls down another man's asshole and when the other man cums they stop putting sushi rolls down the man's asshole.

The two men played sushi douchey last night

sushi douchey by Who's man January 3, 2018

Call of Douchey 

A more fitting name for the most overrated and trendy game on the fucking market, Call of Duty. Only enjoyed by douchebags/tools, hence the name.

I can't go for 5 seconds without hearing some retard uttering the words "Call of Duty". Instead of worshipping Call of Douchey, try an FPS that is actually original and creative, like the Timesplitters series.

Call of Douchey by NiggerMutilator September 14, 2011