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CQ1: What are you doing after the party?
CQ2: My circuit boyfriend and I were invited to a sex party at the W. What about you?
CQ1: Your circuit boyfriend? Where is he?
CQ2: He's around here somewhere -- probably making out with someone. He'll find me.
CQ1: Hey! Good to see you again. This is my circuit boyfriend, Qingsheng.
CQ2: Oh, your circuit boyfriend? What happened to Xiaosheng?
CQ1: He couldn't make it to White Party because of work. He knows I'm here with Qingsheng and we're having a blast.
CQ2: My circuit boyfriend and I were invited to a sex party at the W. What about you?
CQ1: Your circuit boyfriend? Where is he?
CQ2: He's around here somewhere -- probably making out with someone. He'll find me.
CQ1: Hey! Good to see you again. This is my circuit boyfriend, Qingsheng.
CQ2: Oh, your circuit boyfriend? What happened to Xiaosheng?
CQ1: He couldn't make it to White Party because of work. He knows I'm here with Qingsheng and we're having a blast.
by CoffeeDrinker June 2, 2023
Get the Circuit Boyfriend mug.A person — usually a homosexual male — who recognizes the superiority of Asian male beauty and aesthetics.
An Asian male beauty appreciator.
An Asian male beauty appreciator.
Friend: I only ever see you in the Asian section at the circuit parties. You’re such a rice queen.
RQ: Rice is good for you.
RQ: Rice is good for you.
by CoffeeDrinker June 26, 2022
Get the Rice Queen mug.A person — usually a homosexual male — who recognizes the superiority of Asian male beauty and aesthetics.
An Asian male beauty appreciator.
An Asian male beauty appreciator.
Friend: I only ever see you in the Asian section at the circuit parties. You’re such a rice queen.
RQ: Rice is good for you.
RQ: Rice is good for you.
by CoffeeDrinker June 26, 2022
Get the Rice Queen mug.The belief that Wonho is the purest expression of capitalism and capitalism is the purest expression of Wonho.
Person 1: I didn't know you were capitalist. How did you get into that?
Person 2: I've been a fan of Wonho for years since Monsta X debuted and I realized that Wonho's engineered beauty and commercialized love for Wenee is the purest expression of capitalism -- where businesses love their customers by seeking to satisfy their wants. Then it occurred to me that capitalism is all about loving each other through cooperatively using the price mechanism to expand and allocate production, so the opposite is also true -- capitalism is a generalized expression of Wonho's love for Wenee. I call it Wonhoism.
Person 2: I've been a fan of Wonho for years since Monsta X debuted and I realized that Wonho's engineered beauty and commercialized love for Wenee is the purest expression of capitalism -- where businesses love their customers by seeking to satisfy their wants. Then it occurred to me that capitalism is all about loving each other through cooperatively using the price mechanism to expand and allocate production, so the opposite is also true -- capitalism is a generalized expression of Wonho's love for Wenee. I call it Wonhoism.
by CoffeeDrinker January 31, 2022
Get the Wonhoism mug.Friend 1: What did you think of the New Moon movie?
Friend 2: Well, it was a shitty movie overall, but it was still very delautful.
Friend 2: Well, it was a shitty movie overall, but it was still very delautful.
by CoffeeDrinker August 28, 2010
Get the Delautful mug.used to describe attributes which initially seem douchey, but upon further reflection, are realized to be inconsistent with being a "douchebag."
Faux douchebag: "I don't drink beer I only drink hard alcohol."
Observer 1: "What a douchey comment."
Observer 2: "That's not even douchey; it's worse. Douchebags obviously drink beer. That's faux douchey."
Observer 1: "What a douchey comment."
Observer 2: "That's not even douchey; it's worse. Douchebags obviously drink beer. That's faux douchey."
by CoffeeDrinker August 17, 2010
Get the Faux Douchey mug.In competitive policy debate, paperless-atization means to take your old paper debate files and scan and format them such that they can be used in paperless debate.
Debate Coach: "So have you guys done all of your reformatting so that we can switch to paperless next year?"
Debaters: "Oh no, but we'll do all of our paperless-atization this week."
Debaters: "Oh no, but we'll do all of our paperless-atization this week."
by CoffeeDrinker August 16, 2010
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