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From critical strike, this phrase is used to refer to the class "stalker", which is considered very annoying by the community. By using this, you emphasize that someone is a "professional loser", thus, their opinions will not matter, nor will their words.
Dont care, didnt ask, plus, you are a stalker main
by Frosted Fool December 31, 2019
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Stalker

the creepy ass boney mf from half life 2
hyuckus: Stalker
cuckysucky4206789: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by pussyhound420 October 29, 2023
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Stalker Lili

Stalker Lilli, sie ist überall,
Stalker Lilli, sie hat einen Knall.

Stalker Lilli, sie kann alles sehen,

Du versuchst ihr aus dem Weg zu gehen...

Lilli, das Mädchen aus der Schule,
Sie ist eine nette aber keine coole,
Lilli, wir mögen sie sehr,

Doch manchmal ist es schwer...

(Chorus)

In der Schule ist sie ganz nett,
Doch wenn sie schreibt ist sie fett..
Lilli, sie Schreibt uns Allen,

Sie tut uns kein gefallen...

(Chorus)
Girl 1: ugh she is so annoying and always texts me.

Girl 2: yeah she is such a stalker lili.
by IH TEAM February 11, 2018
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Status Stalker

A manager or coworker at a work from home job who constantly spies on your status in teams, Slack, or other company messaging app.

The status stalker typically doesn’t have enough work to do on their own. So they spend their time seeing what others are doing and mentally tracking how active or inactive other employees are, rather than the task at hand.

The status stalker will ping you right when your status shows as away. Never mind breaks or lunches, they’ll always come at you with some trivial ask as soon as you step away.

It is a form of micro management and busy body behavior. Typically seen in toxic management or brown nosers.

The status stalker even acts on nights, weekends, and holidays. They love to send pings or emails in these off hours or subtly mention they were working on the weekend or holiday in a team meeting.

This is because they have no life outside of work and hope to bring the rest of the coworkers down with them.
Man I hate my new boss she’s such a status stalker. I step out for my lunch break and every time she’s pinging me about some bs that doesn’t matter.
by Apairadeez March 21, 2025
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Stalkers

Stalkers are the most dangerous and rarest creatures, but what actually is a Stalker? A stalker is a 2nd stage infected zombie,at that time (1 month) the fungus is starting to spread over the whole body. But even if they are just a stage 2 zombie, they are still the most dangerous zombies from all 4 (runners,stalkers,clickers and bloaters). They run like a runner and hit like a clicker so watch out. The best thing you can do is find a corner, grab a bottle, throw it and use a beautiful Molotov cocktail as soon as the spider crawling like smart asses come. Oh shit I forgot something, stalkers are smart, they can hide from ya and make the fucking loudest noises, so watch out if clickers are around.basically they are called stalkers because they stalk, simple answer. Be safe out there and remember to have shivs and cocktails in your pocket.
Oh fuck the stalkers are here again, those fucking smart asses
by Mrzombiesurvivor March 18, 2023
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UD stalker

Someone who goes on a UD profile and sees what defintions someone makes
e.g: Hayden, Alex, Gabe
UD Stalker: Why'd you define "GRETCHDAPP" on Urban Dictionary?
Smurkio: Oh my god, leave me alone
by Smurkio February 24, 2025
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Stalker

IMT knows where I live, shes such a stalker.
by BigBakon March 24, 2022
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