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edit stalker

A person who is present in a shared document and is just watching you edit the file with no little or no comments at all. The more agressive type will overwrite your edits as soon as you left them, or correct your typos before you can.
That's just creepy knowing you are watching me edit this doc online. You are an edit stalker!
He edit stalks me all the time, like watching me edit and when I make a typo he was fast to correct it, as if I did not know how to spell.
by DreKaa September 24, 2018
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stalker

A stalker is a stupid asshole who doesn't want too leave someone alone and does everything to stay in contact with them. For this they even threaten their victims so that they can't block them on snapchat and instagram. They create like 20 fake accounts to follow their victim and his or her friends to see their target person in one of their pictures maybe. They always want their victims feel better but if the victim wants no more contact to feel better they dont accept this and keep annoying them everyday with attempts to start a conversation.
Stalker: Hi how are you?
Victim: can you please leave me alone. I want no contact anymore with you!
Stalker: i am sorry that I annoy you I will make amends but can we just stay friends pls?
Victim: One more chat from you and I will block you
Stalker: you know what happens when you do so!
by stan246 August 29, 2019
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Stalker Lili

Stalker Lilli, sie ist überall,
Stalker Lilli, sie hat einen Knall.

Stalker Lilli, sie kann alles sehen,

Du versuchst ihr aus dem Weg zu gehen...

Lilli, das Mädchen aus der Schule,
Sie ist eine nette aber keine coole,
Lilli, wir mögen sie sehr,

Doch manchmal ist es schwer...

(Chorus)

In der Schule ist sie ganz nett,
Doch wenn sie schreibt ist sie fett..
Lilli, sie Schreibt uns Allen,

Sie tut uns kein gefallen...

(Chorus)
Girl 1: ugh she is so annoying and always texts me.

Girl 2: yeah she is such a stalker lili.
by IH TEAM February 11, 2018
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Stalkers

Stalkers are the most dangerous and rarest creatures, but what actually is a Stalker? A stalker is a 2nd stage infected zombie,at that time (1 month) the fungus is starting to spread over the whole body. But even if they are just a stage 2 zombie, they are still the most dangerous zombies from all 4 (runners,stalkers,clickers and bloaters). They run like a runner and hit like a clicker so watch out. The best thing you can do is find a corner, grab a bottle, throw it and use a beautiful Molotov cocktail as soon as the spider crawling like smart asses come. Oh shit I forgot something, stalkers are smart, they can hide from ya and make the fucking loudest noises, so watch out if clickers are around.basically they are called stalkers because they stalk, simple answer. Be safe out there and remember to have shivs and cocktails in your pocket.
Oh fuck the stalkers are here again, those fucking smart asses
by Mrzombiesurvivor March 18, 2023
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Stalker

IMT knows where I live, shes such a stalker.
by BigBakon March 24, 2022
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Status Stalker

A manager or coworker at a work from home job who constantly spies on your status in teams, Slack, or other company messaging app.

The status stalker typically doesn’t have enough work to do on their own. So they spend their time seeing what others are doing and mentally tracking how active or inactive other employees are, rather than the task at hand.

The status stalker will ping you right when your status shows as away. Never mind breaks or lunches, they’ll always come at you with some trivial ask as soon as you step away.

It is a form of micro management and busy body behavior. Typically seen in toxic management or brown nosers.

The status stalker even acts on nights, weekends, and holidays. They love to send pings or emails in these off hours or subtly mention they were working on the weekend or holiday in a team meeting.

This is because they have no life outside of work and hope to bring the rest of the coworkers down with them.
Man I hate my new boss she’s such a status stalker. I step out for my lunch break and every time she’s pinging me about some bs that doesn’t matter.
by Apairadeez March 21, 2025
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