stalker

A stalker is a stupid asshole who doesn't want too leave someone alone and does everything to stay in contact with them. For this they even threaten their victims so that they can't block them on snapchat and instagram. They create like 20 fake accounts to follow their victim and his or her friends to see their target person in one of their pictures maybe. They always want their victims feel better but if the victim wants no more contact to feel better they dont accept this and keep annoying them everyday with attempts to start a conversation.
Stalker: Hi how are you?
Victim: can you please leave me alone. I want no contact anymore with you!
Stalker: i am sorry that I annoy you I will make amends but can we just stay friends pls?
Victim: One more chat from you and I will block you
Stalker: you know what happens when you do so!
by stan246 August 29, 2019
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Stalker Lili

Stalker Lilli, sie ist überall,
Stalker Lilli, sie hat einen Knall.

Stalker Lilli, sie kann alles sehen,

Du versuchst ihr aus dem Weg zu gehen...

Lilli, das Mädchen aus der Schule,
Sie ist eine nette aber keine coole,
Lilli, wir mögen sie sehr,

Doch manchmal ist es schwer...

(Chorus)

In der Schule ist sie ganz nett,
Doch wenn sie schreibt ist sie fett..
Lilli, sie Schreibt uns Allen,

Sie tut uns kein gefallen...

(Chorus)
Girl 1: ugh she is so annoying and always texts me.

Girl 2: yeah she is such a stalker lili.
by IH TEAM February 11, 2018
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Stalker

IMT knows where I live, shes such a stalker.
by BigBakon March 24, 2022
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stalker killer ghost

When your boyfriend is an ex-sniper and will not take no for an answer track you down no matter where you run to even if you’re a TrackStar. 2. A drug induced game of cat and mouse, for no apparent reason other than what they believe in their head.
My ex boyfriend stalker killer ghosted me to my unknown aunts location.
by KillerGhost918 November 20, 2022
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Stalkers

Stalkers are the most dangerous and rarest creatures, but what actually is a Stalker? A stalker is a 2nd stage infected zombie,at that time (1 month) the fungus is starting to spread over the whole body. But even if they are just a stage 2 zombie, they are still the most dangerous zombies from all 4 (runners,stalkers,clickers and bloaters). They run like a runner and hit like a clicker so watch out. The best thing you can do is find a corner, grab a bottle, throw it and use a beautiful Molotov cocktail as soon as the spider crawling like smart asses come. Oh shit I forgot something, stalkers are smart, they can hide from ya and make the fucking loudest noises, so watch out if clickers are around.basically they are called stalkers because they stalk, simple answer. Be safe out there and remember to have shivs and cocktails in your pocket.
Oh fuck the stalkers are here again, those fucking smart asses
by Mrzombiesurvivor March 18, 2023
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vehicular stalker

A driver who follows another car because there is something special about it. The car may be an exotic make and model or it may have fancy wheels or an unusual paint job. There is something about it that fascinates the driver. vehicle, auto, automobile, car, suv, van, motorcycle, motorbike, an exotic, luxury car, supercar, muscle car, SEMA, stalker, obsessed, surveil, harrass, follow, paparazzi, stalkerazzi
I've got to admit that I'm a vehicular stalker because when I see a Ferrari or Porsche, I've got to see it up close.
by joecoolthefool July 15, 2016
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