Pseudophilosophy Problem

The pseudophilosophy problem is a logical, pragmatic and relativistic problem that understands the category of "pseudophilosophy" as a vague and bad category for analysis, such as being a category that is always biased into analytical philosophy and always excluding continental philosophy, metaphysics and other philosophical schools. Such as pseudophilosophy can also be used to refer to literally all kinds of philosophy in a broad definition of the word pseudophilosophy. Such as the term is usually used in a biased form to attack opposite schools of thought and complex concepts and texts such as the ones related to post-modernism and dialectics as if all philosophy should be as the analytical philosophy actually are.

"The pseudophilosophy problem is a really nice concept that shows how this concept is almost all the times in the defense of analytical philosophy, as if the whole philosophy should be literally as analytical philosophy actually are, where it is not true, everyone with philosophical education can understand dialectics and post-modernism, it is just the one wants to do it or the one learned to do not understand dialectics nor post-modernism."

"The pseudophilosophy problem is literally like the pseudoscience problem actually are, it only shows about how materialists and atheists always love to use of problematic terms to attack everyone they disagree with, as if everyone must be materialist and atheist."

by Full Monteirism March 1, 2021

Frat World Problem

Similar to a first world problem, any irritating situation commonly faced by fraternity members.

I can’t believe we have beer but no nicotine. Such a frat world problem.

by anonymous May 14, 2023

FIPS ( Fart Intolerance Problem Syndrome )

Uncontrollable and involuntary farting. Cannot be controlled.

Antoine has FIPS ( Fart Intolerance Problem Syndrome ), He's fipped up.

by Moignon April 25, 2025

The problem being

The only women I interact with are ones that approach me and what I'm making them uncomfortable sinole by virtue of existing proximally. I am not harassing any women in the workplace and I am in fact being harassed in the workplace... In a manner that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. And there you sit... Downplaying the significance of the latter... And lying blatantly about the former. Additionally, I refuse to do whatever social engineering bullshit this is supposed to be or whatever you're trying to turn it into.

Hym "The problem being I can see you commenting on and participating in what is happening to me and if I am not made whole I am going to make holes in somebody's kid. I think you are trying to waste years of my life because you wasted years of your life pretending to do a religion you had no intention of doing fully and of which you failed to fully gasp both the implications of what you are doing (and what you're doing to other people by trying to enforce it) and the immorality of doing so."

by Hym Iam July 2, 2025

Blaming everyone else for my problems

I don't have a problem with my behavior. I don't have a problem with the elements of my life that a therapist would have me change. I have a problem with both being harassed at work and not being duely compensated for my property and labor.

Hym "And I'm NOT, NOT PAYING MYSELF AM I? I'M NOT WATCHING ME TAKE A DIARRHEA SHIT AM I EMMA FROM THE MAJORITY REPORT? AM I HARASSING MYSELF AT WORK? DID I TELL NOAH KROLL (THE RETARD AT THE GROUP HOME IN WHICH I WORKED) WHAT WROTE HERE OR WAS MY PRIVACY BEING INVADED AS PART OF A SURVEILLANCE APPARATUS? IS MY WORK BEING MONETIZED BY SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME? THESE ARE MY 'PROBLEMS' AND IF YOU ARE HERE YOU ARE EITHER PARTICIPATING ACTIVELY OR COMPLICIT IN THE COVER UP AND IF I CAN'T GET TO YOU, AN INNOCENT WILL BE PUNISHED IN YOUR STEAD. I'M AM NOT BLAMING EVERYONE ELSE FOR MY PROBLEMS. I'M BLAMING THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE THING THEY ARE DOING TO ME. IT ISN'T LITTLE SUSIE-AT-GAMESTOP-WHO-WANTS-TO-BUY-A-TOY-FOR-DAN'S FAULT YOU'RE DOING THIS AND THE FED WHO FOLLOWED ME TO THE STORE WAS A STEP BEHIND AND ALWAYS WILL BE A STEP BEHIND BUT SHE WILL BE THE ONE WHO PAYS THE PRICE!"

by Hym Iam July 30, 2024

that's a you problem

That's a you problem. (In other words, it's not my problem. Deal with it.)

Person 1: I don't know how I'm going to get that money back to you before Friday."
Person 2: That's a you problem. I want it before Friday.

by Appoggiatura January 24, 2021

Non-problem

Something that seems like a problem in the moment only to you, but in five days you probably won't even remember you had a problem

Tanner: "This 15 year old is hitting on me hard core and it's adorable, but it makes me mad because he looks 18."
Sarah: "That's a non-problem. Call me in a few days when you realize how silly that sounded."

by Justadreamr July 29, 2015