***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually [bad thing] This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.

Saying: "***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did." Is a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did, then put a disclaimer confirming that the outrageous thing I said I did was a joke, even if it was obvious it was a joke without the disclaimer

Person 1: I fucked my mom ***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.
Person 2: PFFT- WHY THE DISCLAIMER? 💀💀

by Josuke's Hair Is Best Hair August 19, 2023

I didn't make you steal it, bitch

Yeah, no, don't let that fucking Mexican back here until I get my money. I don't give a fuck what the Supreme Court says.

Hym "Hey, I didn't make you steal it, bitch. OK? I said 'I'm creating AI. If you steal it or try to steal it without paying me I will murder a child.' Dr. Jordan Peterson read all of that (and cried about it) and was actively using my work in his public speeches. And then he had 'the world's leading expert in AI' on his show the day after I rendered what he was saying about AI being unable to perceive UNTRUE. And with in a week we had usable AI that became part of the mainstream overnight. You're lucky I don't have an itchy trigger finger. So, I know at least one of you motherfuckers saw it. I told you not to fucking steal it. You stole it. I have yet to be credited or paid. The jig is up. It's time to shit or get off the pot. I'm not letting those overpaid cripples put a bulwark of lawyers up in front of me so they don't have to pay me. They did not give a fuck what the law says when they took it and they don't give a fuck if I stab your daughter, so, neither do I. They planned on stealing it and then hiding behind billions of dollars worth of lawyers and I'm not letting them do it and if you're going to then you might as well bring me a terminally ill kid for me kill because you're doing this to yourself at this point."

by Hym Iam May 16, 2025

i didn't know you had a kitchen

something white people say to Islanders and Africans cause apparently they dont have kitchens.
usually used in very rasist context

i didn't know you had a kitchen

white person "i didnt know you had a kitchen cause your so poor and black"

black person...

by yahoodhomie January 23, 2022

Hello, friends, I want to know something I didn't know before

Hello, friends, I want to know something I didn't know before

Hello, friends, I want to know something I didn't know before

by kristen126 July 28, 2023

I didn't want to lose my faith

Is that what it is?

Hym "HAAAAAAAAA! FAITHBREAKER: ABSOLUTE FORCE!"
😡🤜😣
Jordan "Neeeoooww! Me fait! I didn't want to lose my faith! Blargh!" 😭

by Hym Iam April 25, 2024

I Didn't Mind It

The person didn't like it at all, and they are just trying to be polite, so they won't hurt your feeling because they know you are a sensitive little bitch.

I sucked Terry's dick while doing a handstand last night, and when I asked him how it was, he said I didn't mind it, so I broke up with him and took the kids.

by Timjean March 09, 2023

I didn't come down in the last shower

Australian slang, meaning I'm wise to your game, or don't play me for a fool. This is a slang term not heard often in the regional centres, but reasonably common among the old blokes in smaller townships.

Davo(upon hearing something incredulous): carn mate, I didn't come down in the last shower!

by kingofspin March 12, 2020