***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually [bad thing] This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.

Saying: "***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did." Is a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did, then put a disclaimer confirming that the outrageous thing I said I did was a joke, even if it was obvious it was a joke without the disclaimer

Person 1: I fucked my mom ***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.
Person 2: PFFT- WHY THE DISCLAIMER? 💀💀

by Josuke's Hair Is Best Hair August 19, 2023

I didn't come down in the last shower

Australian slang, meaning I'm wise to your game, or don't play me for a fool. This is a slang term not heard often in the regional centres, but reasonably common among the old blokes in smaller townships.

Davo(upon hearing something incredulous): carn mate, I didn't come down in the last shower!

by kingofspin March 12, 2020

I didn't have the opportunity

A classy way of saying, 'fuck you'

Friend: Did you or your friends get the vaccine?
Person: No, I didn't have the opportunity

by Chrisandra February 11, 2023

Technically I didn't, But Literally You Are

In reference to the thing you are upset about me doing and, latter, the thing you are doing.

Hym "Technically I didn't, but literally you are. I technically didn't do the thing you're pissed about but you are literally doing the thing I am pissed about. Therefore, only one of us has an excuse to be pissed-off right now... So here...🖕 There's a finger for you... It's a good one too! It's the 'action finger' as I like to call it..."

by Hym Iam April 28, 2023

Hello, friends, I want to know something I didn't know before

Hello, friends, I want to know something I didn't know before

Hello, friends, I want to know something I didn't know before

by kristen126 July 28, 2023

i didn't know you had a kitchen

something white people say to Islanders and Africans cause apparently they dont have kitchens.
usually used in very rasist context

i didn't know you had a kitchen

white person "i didnt know you had a kitchen cause your so poor and black"

black person...

by yahoodhomie January 23, 2022

Ask, I didn't

Yoda when he is unamused with your irrelevant remarks.

hmmmmmm, ask, i didn't.

by RomanFoam March 1, 2022