***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually [bad thing] This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.

Saying: "***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did." Is a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did, then put a disclaimer confirming that the outrageous thing I said I did was a joke, even if it was obvious it was a joke without the disclaimer

Person 1: I fucked my mom ***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.
Person 2: PFFT- WHY THE DISCLAIMER? 💀💀

by Josuke's Hair Is Best Hair August 19, 2023

I didn't harass anyone

This is still just ignoring the chronology of events. Doubling double on accusing me of doing the things that I claim (even though it's more than just a claim) are happening to me when in reality you don't like how I chose to deal with my actual grievance so you are obstructing in it's remediation.

Hym "I didn't harass anyone. Anyone harassing other people in my name is likely the result of PEOPLE LIKE YOU trying to come after me and the people who associate with me. They think you are associated with me so they are harassing you. Now you want me to continue to be harassed without it affecting anyone but me and you are using stealing from me as a way of enforcing you own whim. But that isn't going to happen. I just don't have to let it happen so I'm just not going to let that be the case. You don't like what I said so you're repeating it back to me is a form of cynical fillbuster to try an muscle me out of the proceeds of my own work and if someone who isn't a complete fucking retard doesn't take the matter out of you hands and put it into my hands I'm going to put something sharp into my own hands a child is going to get stabbed. This was already happening to me. You just doing it now too. I'm not walking away empty handed an these YouTube fucks do not have a stake in the outcome. Their kids aren't going to get stabbed over what they are both doing amd allowing to happen to me. In a perfect world maybe that wouldn't be the case but you fucks need to pay me for my time and leave me the fuck alone."

by Hym Iam June 26, 2025

i didn't know you had a kitchen

something white people say to Islanders and Africans cause apparently they dont have kitchens.
usually used in very rasist context

i didn't know you had a kitchen

white person "i didnt know you had a kitchen cause your so poor and black"

black person...

by yahoodhomie January 23, 2022

I didn't know it could go that deep

Your already know…

Guy 1: *deep voice impression*

Guy 3: I didn't know it could go that deep...

Guy 2: That’s what she said.

by Adudeidkcyan March 23, 2024

I didn't ask

A shortened way of saying, "You may only speak to me when I give you direct permission to do so."

This phrase is usually only most effective if the user is of higher authority than the targeted person. Otherwise, the targeted person could respond with "I didn't either" in which both persons should halt speaking with each other as continuing on would be immature.

Bob and Jim are co-owners of a company. Billy is a lowly grunt working for them.

Bob: Hey Jim. You should stop eating fast food. Did you know that fast food is bad for you because...

Jim: I didn't ask

Bob: I apologize for the inconvenience I may have caused you, Jim. I was genuinely attempting to inform you of the dangers of fast food, because I worry about you and care for you.

Jim: I didn't ask

Bob: I didn't either

Jim: ...

Bob: ...

Bill: Hey guys! I just posted my name onto Urban Dictionary!!!

Bob & Jim: I didn't ask

Bill (pathetic retard): :( I can't say anything because if I do, I'll get fired

by wtf do I write in here bro July 16, 2024

I didn't say that

That is not what I said. I didn't say anything about demons. This is what happens when schizophrenics try to describe their symptoms. Idiots like you misrepresent what they are saying and it's likely that their capacity for articulation isn't as great as mine and then they aren't able to convey to the mental health professionals and they are misdiagnosed as a result.

Hym "So, here is what I am guess happened... 'SOMEONE' STOLE one of my previous pseudonyms... And then they adopted the things I wrote as their own personal philosophy because they were (at some point) mistaken for me, lied to assuage the anger of the people who approached them, and were immediately rewarded for doing so, either with money or sex or status or all three. But they didn't understand what they were reading so the swapped the morality of the post. They conflated the vapid parts with the substantive parts. And then they conflated 'the way in which things could be considered the case' with what is actually the case.

Now, they are in the midst of a desperate scrabble to try and keep their new stolen identity and WHAT THAT MEANS if the anti-theft protocol has been activated is that we are all going to die because you chose to listen to a retard instead of me. The only problem is, they have no actually capacity to steal my identity. So now... They are trying to convince my to let them share... And I am not ever going to do that. And you are all going to continue to die until you make this person stop doing that and NOT ONE SECOND BEFOREHAND. They lied about me. I'm not disabled or brain damaged or anything. They are doing what I said about Joe Rogan where they are trying to create a situation where they can have their cake and eat it too. But they are dumb. They aren't even a little intelligent. Not even a teenie, tiny bit. And people keep repeating the things they say about me but my response is always 'I didn't say that' or 'that's not what that means' and they don't understand the difference. Because they are dumb."

by Hym Iam December 14, 2025

No I didn't obfuscate it too much

You fucks though I "just wanted attention" and when I said I DIDN'T WANT THAT and laid out my case you fucking ignored me. We were all here before Hym. You listen to the wrong people and I shouldn't have to pay the price for it. Someone told you to do what you did in response to this and I told you to make a video.

Hym "I didn't give you fucking hints and make you figure it out. It started with 'It could be either or' and then I laid out my case for why it seemed to not be a manifestation of my own mind. Tested to see if the references to the things I wrote related to a failure on my part to adequately obfuscate my identity which lead me to change my name several times and also is peripheral to the fact the the retard doing the referencing didn't have a phone. And then Jordan Peterson did it on of his podcasts and then and again when he told me to leave. NOT AN ISOLATED INSTANCE JORDAN. LIKE THE STD BASED HORROR MOVIE, IT FOLLOWS.

Not a real option or a good one. That's when I wrote the 'You're so right! I was half-assing it! This was a half-measure' I explained after I changed the name to Hym that I was the previous guy talking about weaponized schizophrenia and now I don't know what the fuck you did but it only resembles what I did in the way that a horse painted black and white would resemble a zebra. This has been pretty fucking drawn out and if you were reading the whole thing what the fuck did you think was happening here? Well Todd Phillips stole my line and then in the interview about the movie I co-wrote and for which I didn't get paid, HE DID THE REFERENCE THING TOO. IN THE FUCKING INTERVIEW! And where was he when the kids got shot? Where was Todd Phillips when the kids got murdered from the weaponized schizophrenia? I haven't seen him on camera since. So you WEREN'T TOO CONFUSED! You stole my shit, you did it yourselves, and then you blame me after knowingly doing the thing both to me and after stealing my shit. So fuck you for trying to say 'I made it to fucking confusing for you.' Fuck! So no I didn't obfuscate it too much."

by Hym Iam December 9, 2025