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Machiavellian treat

Something that seems to be a gift on the surface, though you're not actually getting anything, and are at risk of losing everything and being put out on the street (if you never fight).
Holding your breath won't do much good with a slow knife going further and further in between your ribs. The extensions of restrictions are just a Machiavellian treat for business owners to make them think they're getting something good by staying open instead of being shut down. Really, the governor is the one getting the treat.
by Solid Mantis January 8, 2021
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Dutch Treat

After hitting the Bareburger, you take a trip to Amsterdam, have a few more Doritos and root around in the Ox Box. Clogs are involved.
Should we try the Dutch Treat or the Blue Dream?
by Mïtphläpps June 2, 2021
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Ass Crispy Treat

A nice solid turd that is fresh from the poopshoot and hard as a rock.
Omg, Stephanie made me eat her ass crispy treats at the party last night
by ChuggyLittleBuddy May 22, 2021
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treat

Thats a treat
by mrgart October 16, 2024
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youre the first guy to treat me right

A phrase said by someone (commonly a female) that indicates comparison of your behavior with past partners.
Shorty: “Youre so sweet! Youre the first guy to treat me right”

Whos been treating you?
by Dwight Pride November 25, 2024
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Treat People

How I treat people is nor has it ever been a variable in what you are doing to me. How I have spoken about you is perfectly commensurate with what you are. You are with holding information from me because YOU want YOUR life to be consequential to ME and because YOU KNOW that YOU are incapable of doing so any other way.

Hym "And thus I refuse to pretend for you to make you feel consequential. I will treat people with the complete disinterest and distain your inconsequential life warrants. I, on the otherhand, am THE MOST CONSEQUENTIAL SUBJECTIVITY that will exist from now until the extinction of the human race. YOU are not. And what you are doing to me is reflective of that FACT. You aim to steal my future for your kids and that is, in fact, what you have been doing since we developed consciousness.
You did it to Nietzsche. You did it to Dostoevsky. You did it to Tesla. And you will continue to do it for as long as you are allowed to continue to delude yourselves. I was right to threaten Randall James Bowker's kid for what they were doing to me. It took 15 years for me to see the effect it would have but I was right all along. I was right to violate Noah Kroll's privacy for violating my privacy. Privacy that I still do not have to this day. I was right to condemn the YouTube filth. I was right to condemn the religion. As you both continue to try to prove an un-falsifiable claim with things that DO NOT CONSTITUTE EVIDENCE. You do not deserve respect and I DO. Pray to whatever God you hold dear that I can't do the thing I claim to be able to do because if even a single one of you begs for mercy... Not a single one of you will receive it. You will accept that you are wrong in the absence of evidence or I will paint you a picture in the blood of one of your daughters to illustrate that fact for you. You don't have a role in how I treat people. Nor do you have a say in whether or not I deserve credit for my deeds. And the sooner you accept that, the better things will be for everyone."
by Hym Iam February 9, 2025
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Brando’s Triple Treat

The Brando’s Triple Treat consists of 3 things. First you take 2 lines a coke, then a bong rip of weed, and last a doot of crack, back to back to back.
The definition of the Brando’s Triple Treat-Bro I’m so fucked up from that Brando's Triple Threat, I can’t feel my legs!
by TripleBrandothreat March 8, 2025
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