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Conservative tears

The discord feminist in the memes channel: "I don't care if you're upset, I drink conservative tears."
Everyone else: "don't you know what that means!?"
by TomRiddleXoXo September 15, 2022
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White Conservative Paranoia

A mental condition found in a subset of white conservatives characterized by delusions of persecution, unwarranted jealousy, complete disregard of their own hypocrisy, an oddly intense hatred for the state of California, or exaggerated self-importance especially about current political issues.

Examples of someone with White Conservative Paranoia (or WCP) may include but is not limited to:

Conservatives today are the modern day Jew. We will be rounded up and killed. I’ve read Mein Kampf.”(delusions of persecution).

“CALIFORNIA SUCKS AND I LIVE IN THE BETTER STATE OF ALABAMA.”(Unwarranted jealousy and odd hatred for California)

“All the damn liberals are taking my hard earned tax dollars and giving them to the poor and lazy!” (This is being said while receiving unemployment checks and/or other forms of welfare) (disregard of their own hypocrisy)

“There’s no way I’m getting an experimental vaccine so the government can inject me with a GPS tracker and control me!” (Exaggeration of self-importance)

The need to repeatedly express on social media their fear of being persecuted and why they can’t understand how no one else sees their Holocaust is about to occur.

Disclaimer* although WCP is found in a minority of white conservatives, those with this condition are the most vocal.

We wish all those with this condition a speedy recovery.
Jerry is in constant fear of his life because he believes the government is trying to make him infertile through the radiation emitted from cell phone towers developed by the communists in California. He has a severe case of White Conservative Paranoia (or WCP).
by Yetiiscool August 22, 2021
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Conservative

A party that consists of boomers that don't give a shit about conserving anything except the GDP, guns and Israel.
Most conservatives bitch about the status quo only to just whine and do nothing about it.
by Jon Dil Dough March 11, 2023
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Conservative

That Tr*mp supporting conservative is so ugly that if I was falling of a cliff I wouldn’t even ask them for help just because I wouldn’t want to touch them.
by Dianne Ingleright September 17, 2025
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Conservative

A closeted leftist that just 10 years slow to adopt the views of most of the Democratic party.
"Only in 2021, could you call Donald Trump a 'social conservative.' "
by B-man879 April 18, 2021
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faith and flag conservative

conservatives that are highly religious, politically engaged and both socially and economically conservative, according to the Pew Research Center
“So, where exactly do you stand politically?”

“Oh, I consider myself to be a faith and flag conservative.”
by mynoduesp78 June 15, 2022
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Conservative Boycott

A boycott by buying the product with the intention to destroy said product because the company that produces the product supports issues and policies that conservatives despise.
Did you see that Fred is upset with Frigidaire because they support abortion rights? He is so pissed that he bought a Frigidaire air conditioner just to drop it from the 3rd floor window. The typical conservative boycott. Wouldn’t surprise me that Fred bought the warranty as well.
by Joseph Heston April 13, 2023
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