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Conservative

A Salty preservative, can taste rather leathery and Bitter
the Conservative tastes off must of been a Negitive Batch that missed the update
by The_DArkhelmet April 19, 2021
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faith and flag conservative

conservatives that are highly religious, politically engaged and both socially and economically conservative, according to the Pew Research Center
“So, where exactly do you stand politically?”

“Oh, I consider myself to be a faith and flag conservative.”
by mynoduesp78 June 15, 2022
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conservative

a person who thinks they are cool, yet nobody likes them
the corner of the room where gamers ejaculate
I need to get home and release myself into the conservative

A: hey im a conservative
B: nobody likes you
by goatinaboatwithatote June 24, 2022
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Conservative

You have the freedom... to do my book....

Conservative “Hey!”
👉😣
Iam “Ow! You poked my face...”

Conservative “Do my book... or an adjacent book of my choosing.”

Iam “I...”

Conservative “Go... Do it... Do the book.”
Iam “But... You’re not doing the book though... I saw you not doing it...”

Conservative “Do I look perfect to you!? I’m not perfect so I don’t have to do the book! Look at my hat 🤠 you can’t wear it though! I’m a literal Jesus..”

Iam “Wait... How... I... Don’t want to do the book though... I’m not going to do the book.”

Conservative “Well I’m just going to need control of the government and the words so I can restrict ‘freedom’ into ‘doing the book’ “

Iam “Isn’t that what those other guys are doing?”

Conservative “They should NOT be allowed to do that! You need to help me stop them!”

Iam “They... Should not be allowed... To do the thing you’re trying to do?” 🤨

Conservative “Yes... I need to do it instead of them or you won’t do the book...”

Iam “The book that you don’t do?” 🤨

Conservative “Correct. I mean I do it sometimes but when I don’t it’s fine.”

Iam “So is it fine when I don’t do the book?”

Conservative “No... No, you have to do the book.”

Iam “I don’t though...”

Conservative “Look it’s better if everyone just does the book.”

Iam “But... No one ever does the book... because to do the book you have to be perfect...”

Conservative “Yes... Er, wait, no... Yes.”

Hym “I’m going to do the opposite of the the book... Imma do it real hard... I’m going to do the opposite to punish you for trying to make me do the book Hahahahahahahahaha!”

Iam “I’m going to bed...”
by Hym Iam November 23, 2022
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Law of Conservation of Mass

Atoms cannot be created or destroyed. The mass of the reactants entering an equation must equal the mass of the products exiting the equation.
“What goes in, must come out!!”
The law of conservation of mass is a fundamental principle of physics.
by PlessyVFergunson May 6, 2022
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Conservative tears

The discord feminist in the memes channel: "I don't care if you're upset, I drink conservative tears."
Everyone else: "don't you know what that means!?"
by TomRiddleXoXo September 15, 2022
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Conservative logic

The type of mental gymnastics required to justify conservative viewpoints. Notable for being both radical and illogical, conservative logic has the rare quality of being both an oxymoron and unintentionally ironic.
"Conservative logic makes the point that modern policing proves evolution can't be true; otherwise, African Americans would be bulletproof by now."
by Dudge September 23, 2022
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