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conservativeland

1. A wondrous place where aliens can be outlawed without causing housing abandonment.
2. The mystical universe where foreign citizens don't create consumer demand.
3. Our wondrous world where President Ford's administration opened 10 uranium mines in Iran.
1. Isn't it amazing how when Mexicans became illegal and Mexico's census went up by 16 million that it had no effect on housing abandoned in conservativeland?
2. How amazing is it that in conservativeland that President Obama is responsible for Iranian uranium discovered in 1976?
by nanoazin June 17, 2013
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cronservative

"id love to smoke more man, but i don't have that much left so i have to be cronservative."
by Dee Monee January 6, 2008
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Conservation Of Argumental Volume

The person who speaks least in an argument, wins.
Johannes spoke four words. Jenny spoke twenty. By Conservation Of Argumental Volume, Johannes won.
by Wuadada November 28, 2009
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conservation of R's

supposedly, the reason bostonians and new englanders say 'drawring' and other words like that

if you take the r out of 'car', etc, it's gotta go back somewhere
bostonian: "my kid was drawring a cah in school today."
explanation: conservation of r's
by Allison Wonderland bu December 29, 2005
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compassionate conservatism

A myth.

No, really, the campaign tool that worked for Bush in 2000. (Of course, he didn't, technically, WIN, but y'know, he came close enough.) But pretty quickly he realized that, with Tom DeLay running Congress and the media busy taping its own mouth over, he didn't have to do the whole "compassionate" bit.
"Gee, I like that compassionate conservatism Bush practiced."
"When was that? When he cut taxes for the rich while emasculating our social programs? When he denied birth control to AIDS-stricken Third World countries? When he killed thousands of innocent people in a meaningless oil-war?"
"Uh... good point."
by MarkusRTK October 16, 2004
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conservatives

1)A term for people who learn towards the right side of the political spectrum. Like all political idealogies, it has both good and bad points.
2)(In America) A political affliation. Conservatives tend to believe in people taking care of themselves with as little government help as possible. They do not usually believe in social welfare systems. They also tend beleive in a strict interpretation of the Constitution in regard to the powers of the governement. Many but not all conservatives are supportive of the war in Iraq. A large portion of conservatives are Republicans.
Sadly, some conservatives (as with all groups of people) are biased and blindlly accuse liberals and other people they don't like of being "un-american" or not committed to protecting our country from terrorists.
3)a) Careful or cautious about things
b) not given to flamboyancy.
Ex. 1) A group of conservative farmers fought government laws that would regulate the amount of fertilizer they could use per year.
2) The conservative politcal commentator started attacking liberal policies, but his facts were not very good.
3)a) We need to be conservative with our firewood so it doesn't run out.
b) That's a very conservative outfit you're wearing for that job interview.
by andriod5 August 27, 2005
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Cuntservative

1.) (Noun.)

An über religious Republican that utilizes Cherry Picked and personally edited passages from the Bible in order to justify their own personal homophobia, sexism, xenophobia, racism, and generally shitty way of life as they attempt to enforce it upon others.

2.) A supremely shitty religious individual that is usually involved in some form of televangelism and politics that uses their reach to tell others how to live their lives, despite having no business doing so.
Hey, did you guys see Pastor Mayberry is running for the Senate? You know, the same guy that attacked the Hebrew owned bagel shop up the street because their coffee cups said "happy holidays?" The same guy who refused to officiate my sister's wedding because she was marrying a "mexican" woman? That's all this country needs, another Cuntservative in the Senate.
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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