A person claiming genocidist, racist, misogynist, homophobic, transphobic, anti-labor moral values tending toward monopoly preservation and institutions of fascist control like prisons, police, and the military. Conservatives steal native land and BIPOC labor and live off the struggles of others.
Conservatives voted for Trump. Gerrymandering is a conservative virtue. Conservatives love fascist dictators like Bolsanaro.
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You have the freedom... to do my book....

Conservative “Hey!”
👉😣
Iam “Ow! You poked my face...”

Conservative “Do my book... or an adjacent book of my choosing.”

Iam “I...”

Conservative “Go... Do it... Do the book.”
Iam “But... You’re not doing the book though... I saw you not doing it...”

Conservative “Do I look perfect to you!? I’m not perfect so I don’t have to do the book! Look at my hat 🤠 you can’t wear it though! I’m a literal Jesus..”

Iam “Wait... How... I... Don’t want to do the book though... I’m not going to do the book.”

Conservative “Well I’m just going to need control of the government and the words so I can restrict ‘freedom’ into ‘doing the book’ “

Iam “Isn’t that what those other guys are doing?”

Conservative “They should NOT be allowed to do that! You need to help me stop them!”

Iam “They... Should not be allowed... To do the thing you’re trying to do?” 🤨

Conservative “Yes... I need to do it instead of them or you won’t do the book...”

Iam “The book that you don’t do?” 🤨

Conservative “Correct. I mean I do it sometimes but when I don’t it’s fine.”

Iam “So is it fine when I don’t do the book?”

Conservative “No... No, you have to do the book.”

Iam “I don’t though...”

Conservative “Look it’s better if everyone just does the book.”

Iam “But... No one ever does the book... because to do the book you have to be perfect...”

Conservative “Yes... Er, wait, no... Yes.”

Hym “I’m going to do the opposite of the the book... Imma do it real hard... I’m going to do the opposite to punish you for trying to make me do the book Hahahahahahahahaha!”

Iam “I’m going to bed...”
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A Salty preservative, can taste rather leathery and Bitter
the Conservative tastes off must of been a Negitive Batch that missed the update
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When your name is Sonny, and you’re a little bitch
Hi I’m Sonny and I’m too big of a Conservative bitch to cross any lines wahhhhhh
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Con - Prefix meaning against.
Servative - One who supposedly serves others.
He tried to get a response from his elected official, forgetting the politician is a CONservative who ONLY represents his own interests and the sketchy, ultra wealthy, shadowy, right wingers and Republicans who own him!
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Con - Prefix meaning against.
Servative - One who supposedly serves others.
He tried to get a response from his elected official, forgetting that CONservatives, Republicans, and right wingers ONLY represent their own interests and the interests of the sketchy, ultra wealthy, and corporate donors who own them!
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Those who are against serving others.
Con - Prefix meaning against.
servative - one who serves others in some capacity.
You'll get no votes to ever make or improve social programs by them because
they are CONservative.
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