Serious Consequences

But he WON'T face serious consequences is he STEALS FUCKING INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY (TRILLLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH) AND CONDEMNS A CHILD TO DEATH!?

Hym "Serious consequences... Like the people on the Epstein list? Oh wait... No. Make that cripple pay for my shit or YOU MOTHERFUCKERS will face serious consequences! SEE HOW THAT WORKS!? I CAN SAY IT TOO!"

by Hym Iam June 8, 2025

Frotally Tucking Serious

When someone is dead serious about something. Not a joking matter.

Get him to the Greek is one crazy ass movie. I am frotally tucking serious!

by VanillaMotta October 9, 2010

serious chin

The term “serious chin” was originated by Malarius Crawford back in 2020 directed towards former FNCS champ Gavin Berrones aka “The big shitter”

Wow that guy gavin got a serious chin he must be a gamer!

by Malarius Crawford Jr December 22, 2023

Serious

When someone IS NOT JOKING

Clorox : hey have you seen Ian’s shoes it’s reslly bad I think he’s to poor to buy new ones
Lysol: hahaha yea
Clorox: no I’m serious I feel bad..
Lysol: oh
Ian: ;(

by H8tersaremymotivators October 18, 2018

funny-serious

when something seems funny but then 1 minute after you die of laughter at it it isnt funny anymore

after 2 minutes of laughing at that definition on ud, i got a serious case of funny-serious.

by tommyvercettifanclub October 13, 2024

Serious George

A play on words of 'Curious George' which is a person that ruins an intended joke or light hearted comment by being too serious.

Joker: "Ha ha, when that kid rides by on his bike, you should throw a stick in his spokes."
Buddy: "That's not very cool, they could get hurt."
Joker: "...way to kill the mood, Serious George."

by Bearded Fist September 21, 2013

serious spaghetti

A phrase Inviting someone to have a threesome, usually a gay one

"Hey, Jeff and I are having some serious spaghetti for dinner tonight if you'd like to join."

by The poop black hole March 8, 2015