Serious Consequences

But he WON'T face serious consequences is he STEALS FUCKING INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY (TRILLLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH) AND CONDEMNS A CHILD TO DEATH!?

Hym "Serious consequences... Like the people on the Epstein list? Oh wait... No. Make that cripple pay for my shit or YOU MOTHERFUCKERS will face serious consequences! SEE HOW THAT WORKS!? I CAN SAY IT TOO!"

by Hym Iam June 8, 2025

Seriously

There's a difference between wanting to be taken seriously and being serious.

Authoritative sources such as scientists, the media, government officials, and healthcare officials (in particular anyone making a fortune off medical supplies), want people to take vaccine and mask mandates seriously, but that doesn't make them serious people.

by The Original Agahnim August 17, 2021

.9.Blind Individuals Are Always Serious When Adjusting Their Own Underwear When Stressed As Well As Being Under Duress.9.

.9.Blind Individuals Are Always Serious When Adjusting Their Own Underwear When Stressed As Well As Being Under Duress.9.

.9.Blind Individuals Are Always Serious When Adjusting Their Own Underwear When Stressed As Well As Being Under Duress.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 2, 2025

seriously face

A person with an expression of perpetual cynicism.

I asked if I could bring an outside drink into the theater and the usher gave me the "seriously face".

by Hitching post June 13, 2015

The Serious Christian

One of the most underrated YouTubers ever! He uploads videos that are intended to make others happier and more positive. The Serious Christian is awesome!

Guy: "Are you subscribed to The Serious Christian?"

Friend of Guy: "Yeah, man! His videos are great!"

by The_Intellectual_Individual October 19, 2018

Serious Advice

Don’t trust Sir Charles Shrek The 1st she ate her puppies and killed a frog

Please listen to this serious advice

by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020

Serious Maged

when someone is being inappropriately serious in a otherwise non serious situation, so seriously they threaten violence and serious threats. They often view the internet as very SRYS BUISNSS, and take offense when you are being not school serious on the interwebs. They enjoy taking to a crowd of people that are on the same level of Magedy Seriousness, how often rare that is. Their favorite pastimes are checking Wikipedia for VAGRANTS AND HOOLIGANS as well. Your resistance makes their penis harder.

Man, that dude was a serious maged. Look at the way he pulled that knife on Carlos SpicyWeiner for telling that racist joke. He's a Danger to society, and he's dun goofed!

God I cannot Believe Carlos SpicyWeiner's Girlfriend, she ruined his vacation with all that drama she created with the seriousness. The monthly floodgates must have broken and the red river must be aflowing like the mississipah. i hope this drama doesnt affect this weekend, this maged isnt gonna blow up my fun.

A Maged is a latin slang term for killjoy, so in technicallity its a Serious Killjoy

by HeadMaster Bater July 27, 2010