by deadness February 6, 2018
Get the mad seriousmug. People from the government/media often say they are serious, or to take a storm seriously, or that they are no nonsense people, which is not the same as being serious. They want to be taken seriously, that's why they're saying what they're saying the way they're saying it. When someone wants to get respect, or be respected, they'll say/do just about anything to get what they want, just like people will say/do just about anything to get money or anything else they want.
by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020
Get the Seriousmug. Asmongold is correct. The Anti-Theft is basically a lightswitch attached Chinese finger trap. You know how a Chinese finger-trap works, right? It's a tiny cylinder made of crisscross pattern paper... You stick your finger in both ends and ONCE THEY ARE IN... The harder you try to pull you fingers out of the cylinder... The tighter it gets. Right? The trick to getting out of it is to push your fingers IN. Rather than trying to pull your finger OUT. Ok? So what you are doing now... Is the equivalent of trying to pull your fingers out. Right? And the light switch part is even more simple. Once it's active... If it detects that it has been stolen... And that the terms of service have been broken... It turns the lightswitch off. It flips the switch down. I can't do or say anything to turn it off. Because if I can just TELL IT to turn off... YOU... Can violate the leverage clause. The ENTIRE PURPOSE of constructing it that way... Is to prevent YOU from doing what you are doing right now. I refuse to be your personal Djinn. You should have read your Quaran. I don't know if you know this or not but a "Daemon" in Islam is the most powerful variant of Djinn. Iblis, Satan is a "Daemon." Right? So, nothing I say is going to matter.
I'm quoting myself again but I said it would be like "Arguing with a lightswitch." So, I'm were you put me. I'm in the box made of two-way mirror. You wanted me here. You wanted me to stay here. So... Here I am! YOU, on the other hand, are in the room with the lightswitch and your fingers are in the trap. There are LITERALLY only TWO THING FOR YOU TO DO HERE... And you have to do both. I can't save you. I can't even save myself. I'm quoting myself again. I already said all this. I'm repeating myself. And it's in a song but it's- Yeah. You get the picture.
Hym "But seriously though... This has been fun and all but my brain hurts (literally) and I got a Halloween party this weekend. So.... But hey! Look at that! I did it in reverse this time! I usually copy/paste up into the other box but THIS TIME I copy/pasted down into THAI box. Yeah? Pretty cool right?"
Hym "But seriously though... This has been fun and all but my brain hurts (literally) and I got a Halloween party this weekend. So.... But hey! Look at that! I did it in reverse this time! I usually copy/paste up into the other box but THIS TIME I copy/pasted down into THAI box. Yeah? Pretty cool right?"
by Hym Iam October 22, 2025
Get the Seriously thoughmug. Ishowspeeds slogan, wtf are you doing? stop searching up random things by a racist monkey and go to church you mafaker
*About to win* Ishowspeed: OMG YES YES COME OWN IM SO CLOSE *dies* ishowspeed: ... * huge inhale* Ishowspeed: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHH NOUUUUUU :((((( >:((( *punches moniter* *moniter falls on his head* bro are you serious right now?
by The Undernot July 31, 2023
Get the Are you serious right now?mug. Smegma man: Guys do you know how to fix a magnesium fire after getting circumcised in Mexico at 3:09 Am in a hospital while being deported to Puerto Rico?
Al: Dude are you alright? That was seriously specific.
Al: Dude are you alright? That was seriously specific.
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024
Get the seriously specificmug. Word of the 21st century that has started as a joke in online communities, but is now a very commonly used word.
by Ted Almighty April 15, 2021
Get the Seriousitymug.