Colombian throat itch

A disease that is only found in the strip clubs of Miami. Comes from the anal glands of 4'11" columbian woman. Normally contracted from preforming oral sex.

Dude I told you not to stick your tongue there you've got to Colombian throat itch

by Andyrollie July 21, 2025

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Red-dot-itch

The sudden, soon to be cured, deadly rash created by a laser scope pointed at ones vital organs attached to a high power rifle or other long range firearm.

Mike: "Some day that Bin Laden will get the red-dot-itch and his problems will be over."

Joe: "Yeah judge I shot him, right after I gave that S.O.B. the Red-dot-Itch from about a hundred yards out."

by yardbug January 22, 2010

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Seven mile itch

Itchy anus which occurs when you’re at least seven miles walk away from a toilet. Usually due to being one wipe short of a clean bum.

I had dump just before the half marathon started. The bog roll was like tracing paper! I got halfway round and got the seven mile itch! I spent the last 6 miles scratching my ring piece and the next 6 hours with my Harris in a bowl of warm water!

by Nuphagus March 14, 2020

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Booze Itch

One’s feeling that they need to drink alcohol; can be brought on by a hangover (hair of the dog), in-laws (coping), or any other reason, but is typically defined by an inexplicable need to drink when you shouldn’t.

Mike: I’m getting the booze itch, Steve.

Steve: I hear you, bruh. Bloodies?

by Jinxed Bayous August 1, 2018

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