itch

when two individuals decide to fornicate and the act of fornication is or can be classified as musty

Chad: yo bro did you see the girl Kyle fucked last night

Brad: yeah they itch every night

Chad: I still can’t believe Kyle be itchin the hot cheeto girl, she crusty

by daddywadeh June 21, 2021

Itch worm

When one person scratches an itch and causes people in close proximity to sub consciously scratch also

Will you please stop scratching you’ve given me an itch worm

by Bexsam November 23, 2017

Change Itch

When you are into melancholy due to sudden change in your routines and keeps you irritating 24/7.

I was delighted over the period of days and all of sudden it was a Change Itch which made me downcast and pissed off.

by Moulish Rated - R Punk April 28, 2015

Dolby's Itch

When you feel a slight itch in your pants department after shacking up with an unscrupulous piece from down the road, causing you to periodically pop a hand down there for a quick scratch.

Not to be confused with Dhobi Itch wh

Man, I think I have Dolby's Itch again, Should have kept my small piece to myself or put a raincoat on.

by P 'Fat Boy' Mitchell February 24, 2021

Purse Itch

When a man with a mustache/stubble around the mouth area performs oral sex on a woman and gives her stubble burn on the inside of her labia.

"I saw you go home with that guy last night. He was super cute, and his mustache totally rocked!"
"Yeah, and he ate me out for hours too, it was amazing."
"Oh no, I hope he didn't give you purse itch!"

by gedderneet August 31, 2013

Seven mile itch

Itchy anus which occurs when you’re at least seven miles walk away from a toilet. Usually due to being one wipe short of a clean bum.

I had dump just before the half marathon started. The bog roll was like tracing paper! I got halfway round and got the seven mile itch! I spent the last 6 miles scratching my ring piece and the next 6 hours with my Harris in a bowl of warm water!

by Nuphagus March 14, 2020

Mosquito-Itch

An itch that feels both good and bad when scratched, for example, hence the name, a mosquito bite.

My Eczema is a total Mosquito-Itch.

by CloudyGraham March 18, 2023