Itch

Don't scratch it... Don't...... It's bad for you.... You know it damages your skin.... It'll take longer for the bite to go away if you scratch it.... You're supposed to rub it in circles.... That's what they say at least.... Don't think about how good it'll feel to scratch it... You know it's wrong... It's so easy not to scratch it... Effortless even.... All you have to do is nothing..... Indefinitely.... Maybe it'll go away on its own.... But only until you get another bite.... Then it'll itch again.... Don't scratch it.... You might spend your entire life fighting the urge to scratch it.... You might live and die in squalor... Trying not to scratch it.... It's bad.... But it itches....

Hym "I've said it before and I'll say it again.... It's like an itch... It's not that I'm not in control of whether or not I scratch... I am... But it is in FACT an itch... Just because you can't feel the itch does not mean no one else does.... They don't have to scratch it... I'm sure it will be fine... Just focus on yourselves... And you families.... You be fine... You have everything you need...."

Iam "I guess..."

Hym "Don't spell it out for them! When will you learn!? They don't want to hear it from us.... So they need to figure it out on their own.... They don't feel it...."

Iam "They aren't going to get it."

Hym "No? But they're so much BETTER than us! I'm sure they'll figure it out.... They can't relate.... But if they have the answer... Then why aren't they using it to stop the itch....? Ohoho boy does it itch.... Doesn't it Iam?"

Iam *Sigh* "Fine... Yes. Itches but you shouldn't scratch it."

Hym "Yeah it does... It itches something fierce! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!"

by Hym Iam April 16, 2022

road itch

noun; multiple scabs in genital area that makes one itch, while on the road.

"Wow Clayton, I think I have the road itch."

by xbrianx November 27, 2009

Itch Ok

Typically used by everyone, only one person has made these two masterful words.

Itch Ok Norman, it will get better.

by rs09 March 26, 2023

repost if balls itch

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by dreams real boyfriend October 15, 2023

My teeth itch

Indication that you want to give someone a blow job (a suck, a blowie, a pb&j, etc).

Person 1: *rubs nails against teeth* my teeth itch.
Person 2: okay

*the two go off into another room*

by JoejoejoeSmithsmithsmith June 4, 2022

itching powder

Slang for methamphetamine.

Hey, can you score some itching powder for this weekend?

by Ariel Bonzai May 21, 2022

Booze Itch

One’s feeling that they need to drink alcohol; can be brought on by a hangover (hair of the dog), in-laws (coping), or any other reason, but is typically defined by an inexplicable need to drink when you shouldn’t.

Mike: I’m getting the booze itch, Steve.

Steve: I hear you, bruh. Bloodies?

by Jinxed Bayous August 1, 2018