Aussie itch

That feeling when you are so lonely and horny you are feining for a lenton scratch

Person 1: “you seem off today, what’s wrong?”
Person 2: “I’m so bored of fingering my pussy, I’ve got that aussie itch”

by joep_cfc November 6, 2025

Perma-Itch

Perma-Itch. When your pet gets stuck in a permanent loop between being itchy and scratched. Scratch me. Runs away. Comes Back. Scratch me. Runs away. Comes Back. Scrat...

Brix is stuck in a perma-itch again. Needs his flee medicine.

by BrixieBoi October 29, 2021

itch

To discreetly or inoffensively scratch a region of genitalia or similar.

(thinks to self) Oh crap, now I need to use that pinching method to itch my balls.

by Kanaris™ December 20, 2023

Itch

A term for bitch sometimes used with respect i.e I love you itch, or I don't like that itch

I love you itch!!! (I.e. I love you bitch) I don't like that itch she is stank!!🤔

by Alicia Larson April 8, 2023

hooter itch

That itch when you're watching porn

John: *watches porn*
Bob: How's your hooter itch?

by Duckmaster29075 March 3, 2020

Grok Itch

An insatiable desire to understand obscure protocols

"You sleep okay last night?" - Jared
"No. I was reading Wikipedia and I caught a horrible case of grok itch!" - Victor

by jaredatron March 7, 2023

gay itch

It's when you are not sure you are gay, though you still feel like being fucked in your ass

1. Oh my, I have such a gay itch
2. This dude is a well known gay itcher

by Lariska666 March 28, 2018