identify human

To not identify as any specific race, gender, sex, etc. We are humans. Fuck you.

I identify human sir.

identify human by #Identifyhuman January 18, 2018

I identify as an attack hellicopter 

Being in the closet.

"I identify as an attack hellicopter"

"So you're in the closet?"

"Yeah! I'm pansexual"

I identify as an attack hellicopter by Gay Tic Tac October 30, 2021

Identify December 

If you’re a guy you would now act like a girl so if you see a girl that leaves you on open for a mili-second u must spam them saying omg why did u leave me on open meanieee or “wyd?” Every minute And if your a girl then decide for yourself cause I’m a guy :/

M“Why did u leave me on open?”
G“Ummm aren’t I supposed to say that”
M”it’s Identify December lady”
G”aren’t you supposed to be nutting?”
M”shut up I lost ok”

Identify December by Big Boi Drafty November 23, 2019

Identify

Identify ; 1, means state your name and or rank etc immediately.

Identify ; 2, like-mindedness.

I shout Identify on Anzac day to an inground cable man, he replied 'telstra'.

My reply is 'MWH404' Bryn Benn.

Identify by Bryn Benn April 14, 2020

Identifylevi

My most favourite person in the world!!

I love u sosososoossooo muchhh!!!

I love ur edits they make me all fuzzy inside and when u text me it feels like I’m sitting on a cloud ehe!!
I just wanna let u know that ilysm!

-cherry

Identifylevi is the best partner I could ever ask for <3

Identifylevi by Skullplum<8 April 6, 2022

Identify Myself 

You have already identified myself. Because the day I gave you the Etymology clues the volume of people who I have never met doing the thing I am talking about increased immediately and I said 'Well that was fast' and then someone hacked the cameras at the kwik trip I work at and everyone saw that I was telling the truth and now this is just you trying to prolong the time it takes for me to get the relief I am entitled to under the false pretense that you do not know who I am. You're like Gon from Hunter X Hunter trying to see if you can get Netero to use his right hand.

Hym "So I don't need to identify myself. You need to stop playing dumb. You need to be made to stop playing dumb by any means necessary. You tried it your way and your coworker and her husband got shot in the face for it. My thing worked. Your thing didn't work. You are dumb. But you are not too dumb to do what I'm tell you to do. So that's what you need to do. Tell the REE-lon to shut the fuck up and stop shitting in people's beds. Go to church. Clasp your hands together and tell your child porn watching God to come down here. And then go fuck yourself."

Identify Myself by Hym Iam July 3, 2025

I identify as... 

Nope, you're too far gone, goodbye

Unstable SJW: I identify as... an omnisexual dragon

Sane person: Yeahhh.... no goodbye

I identify as... by UltimateDoge April 30, 2024