Placing two to three sheets of toilet paper lengthwise along the long axis of the inspection shelf portion of a toilet. The purpose is to reduce the friction of stool as the toilet is flushed and virtually eliminate skid marks as the log goes down the flume.
That was the largest beef I have ever laid out. I am so glad I did a good pre-flight on that inspection shelf. That turd went for a magic carpet ride !
Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !
Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !
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Get the Dick ride day mug.The opposite of Ride or Die (being there for someone no matter what, through good AND bad times). A "RIDE AND BYE" friend, is when someone that you believed was a good one, actually turns out to be a "fair-weathered" one. You eventually realize, they always seem to be around for the fun times, but when things get serious (when you often need friendship the most), they are always M.I.A. They're typically full of excuses and unapologetic, because they usually don't feel they've done anything wrong. This kind of friend is sometimes referred to as a "User" or a "Good Time Charlie", who are definitely the "ride and bye" type and NOT "ride or die"!
"I finally realized Lori was a "RIDE AND BYE" type friend, when she never came over to help when I broke my leg, but was always the first person at the door for my epic parties!"
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I saw that hottie #1 flashed and then hottie #2 flashed, I loved it so I just was riding the sandwich as long as I could!
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