QuacksO's definitions
Not to be confused with the abnormalities in looks/faculties that can occur from being born too late in your mother's life, this term refers to an equally-unpleasant degradation of one's physical/mental health due to repeated "dashed hopes" incidents that you've encountered when needing to "answer Mother Nature's call on line 2" but no restroom was immediately available --- after having "held it" for a considerable time, you eventually see what you initially assume will be an opportunity to finally relieve yourself, and so you partially relax your painfully-fatigued internal muscles in preparation for said dump. But then at the last minute, you discover to your extreme dismay that said lavatory is in fact **not** available for you to use, either because there is already someone in there or it is out of order; you are now obliged to frantically "clinch yourself up tight" again and either wait even longer or rush off to look for another toilet. But of course it is now much harder to "hold it in" because you have unwittingly allowed your poop-load to partially "slide downwards", and so you may now encounter more difficulty in "keeping your grip on it" than if you'd waited to see for certain if you could indeed go potty before partially "letting go".
Another possible contributing factor to letdown's syndrome, of course, is if you sometimes "relax too far" when thinking that you're gonna have a chance to poop but then are not able to and therefore hafta "clamp up" again --- if you've inadvertently allowed your poop-log to "progress outwards" too far, you pose the risk of "pinching one off" when you hastily re-tighten your sphincter-muscles, and thus you may actually squeeze some of your unmentionables out in your feverish efforts to "re-establish your grip" on said yuckies. Further comments/explanation unnecessary.
by QuacksO February 1, 2020
Get the letdown's syndromemug. Any written collection of disagreeable jobs can very easily become a to-do list with either da labor-requesters or da unfortunate workers, since either said foremen might become upset dat said activities aren't being performed quickly and/or well enough, or said laborers detest having to expend da time/effort/brain-power to complete said drudgeries.
by QuacksO October 6, 2024
Get the to-do listmug. How a lustful dude describes convincing a farmer's daughter to let him get inside her work-garments.
by QuacksO February 25, 2021
Get the overalls successmug. A totally-legitimate-but-unappealing-to-most-people food-selection (like a vegetarian casserole) that a shrewd/miserly citizen brings to a church supper or fundraising luncheon, enabling him to majorly "come out ahead" at the meal --- i.e., he can gluttonously stuff his own face with everyone else's scrumptious offerings, yet not have to actually contribute much of anything himself, since almost nobody else at the gathering will want to dip into the unappetizing food-selection that he brought, and so he can then just smugly take the still-brimming pot home again and polish it all off himself over the next several days. Extra points if the dish also happens to be one that the penny-pincher himself actually finds at least moderately tasty, since he will then not even have to "suffer" much at all while grinningly tucking away the food into his own tummy afterwards.
Ebeneezer Scrooge would always bring a huge steaming pot of mixed vegetables as an ideal potyuck meal offering whenever he attended a town-hall supper or other public dinner --- this was one of his favorite foods, and nobody could object/complain about his perfectly-healthy choice of meal-contribution, but most of the other attendees would hungrily head for the far-more-appealing "meat 'n' potatoes" and "sweet stuff" culinary delights brought in by other citizens, and so Scrooge would be able to totally pig out on these same delicacies to his hearts content, yet never have to actually end up spending much if any money on feeding anyone else because he'd always wind up getting to eat most of the veggie-soup himself sometime afterwards... cleverrrr!!!
by QuacksO October 27, 2017
Get the potyuck meal offeringmug. A modern-day bank robber who packs a DeWalt 20V Max Cordless instead of a Glock, and bores open vault-doors using 1/2" cobalt and titanium twist-bits instead of dynamite.
Since wielding a power tool is usually less intimidating or "convincing" than brandishing a loaded firearm, John Drillinger usually works at night when da bank is closed, and thus he doesn't have to rely on da compliance of others to gain access to da desired loot.
by QuacksO April 12, 2023
Get the John Drillingermug. by QuacksO February 11, 2022
Get the pauperazzimug. As achingly-and-strainingly difficult as it was to move the massive blocks of stone to build the Pyramids, I would imagine that all of the local cairopractors would have had a brisk business during that period.
by QuacksO January 13, 2022
Get the cairopractormug.