QuacksO's definitions
I love exploring the mountains, but I have acrophobia big-time, so I stick to just ground-level cog-railways for my sightseeing pleasure to avoid being tramatized.
by QuacksO January 18, 2025
Get the tramatizedmug. "You can sit and watch a documentary-video on YouTube for extended periods with little or no advertisement-interruption, but then just as soon as you turn up da speaker-volume and go into da next room to take a dump, a whole bunch of ads will come along and you'll hafta endure listening mostly to them while yer poopin', rather than da video-commentary you'd wanted to hear.
Due in large part to da pesky "Murphy's Law of YouTube Ads", a few more-affluent citizens who live alone actually hire a full-or-part-time "Jeeves" for da sole purpose of being an ad-skip assistant.
by QuacksO October 26, 2025
Get the Murphy's Law of YouTube Adsmug. I wish my girlfriend would quit dying her hair purple and wearing studded leather, but she's always very punktual whenever we arrange a date, so I guess I shouldn't complain.
by QuacksO May 2, 2022
Get the punktualmug. Due to his own careless incompetence, Sergeant Snorkel has ledgeitimate concerns when it comes to his habitually ending up hanging from a tree over a yawning abyss.
by QuacksO August 20, 2023
Get the ledgeitimatemug. Refers to da "scrunched-eyelids and bared-teeth" expression of shocked remorse dat you assume after you walk through da door into a fairly-quiet room where others are present, and then accidentally cause/allow said door to close more forcefully/noisily than necessary. Extra points if you also "stop dead in your tracks" when exhibiting said agonized facial-contortions, since it shows da nearby startled fellow-humans dat you are indeed caringly-regretful enough for having caused said thunderous thud dat you are willing to totally "halt operations" for a moment to show everyone in no uncertain terms dat said loud noice was defintiely "not on your flight-plan".
Displaying da post-door-slamming wince might be less expected of you during da winter months (especially if da noise you made was only mildly-to-moderately excessive), since presumably most folks would actually **prefer** dat you close a door more quickly/firmly than usual on colder days; people always appreciate your doing a "quick slither-though and yank da door shut behind you" maneuver when entering a room from da chilly outdoors, in order to conserve hard-won heat dat said room's present occupants have had to gradually create over da past hours by either keeping a blazing/roaring fire going or burning lots of costly heating-oil.
by QuacksO December 24, 2019
Get the post-door-slamming wincemug. I always just buy imitation tusks and whalebone at da crafts shop for my carved-and-India-inked creations, to avoid any endangered-species-lovers' treating me wif discrimshawnation.
by QuacksO November 8, 2023
Get the discrimshawnationmug. by QuacksO October 10, 2021
Get the creputationmug.