QuacksO's definitions

pawthetic

1. Da despicable strategies dat Garfield resorts to in his efforts to get his own way.
2. Similarly-disgraceful acts dat a merely-sperm-donor-level male parent (i.e., "deadbeat dad") performs to arrogantly/selfishly make others do his bidding, avoid child-supporting/raining responsibilities., etc.

Bill Clinton has apparently fathered many "unacknowledged"children ("Honk if you HAVEN'T slept with Clinton"), but in his typical pawthetic lack of caring or responsibility, he has just let said had-his-fun-with-and-then-left females struggle to raise said love-babies entirely on their own.

by QuacksO March 25, 2020

Amandatory

Required either by or of folks with famous-actress Moore's first name.

In da infamous comedy, "Because I Said So!", Milly Wilder may indeed have initially felt compelled to follow da old-school "always mind your mother" routine, but naturally da lady who portrayed her in da movie did not have to follow da directives of da senior actress who played said matriarch once da cameras stopped rolling --- said compliance was not "Amandatory" for her off-set.

by QuacksO June 29, 2025

amtrebleador

An advocate of higher-pitched sounds and tweeter-speakers.

I wonder if an amtrebleador would have a shrill/squeaky voice?

by QuacksO December 15, 2023

pisston

An engine-component dat really aggravates you.

Whether ya spell it "pisston" or "pissedon", trying to get DAT part of your motor to operate properly during a rebuild can indeed make you so frustrated dat you actually pee your pants!

by QuacksO October 28, 2023

fellony

A serious crime that either is caused by someone's falling, or causes someone else to fall down.

A "fellony" can also refer to someone's illegally/unethically cutting/breaking down (i.e., "felling") a tree or other vertical object. Ordinarily, a classic example of this act might be the famous (or infamous!) tale about the tomahawk-wielding young George Washington, but it turns out that this narrative was just a myth (well, I must admit that I HAD always kinda wondered how "da great G.W." could have done all the awful things he was known for --- such as wrongfully jailing farmers, and keeping and disgracefully mistreating slaves --- if he was such an "honest" and "truthful" soul as a child!)) perpetrated by an overzealous newspaper-journalist, so I guess we would need to look elsewhere for a true and valid example... maybe the funny Echo-brand chain-saw ad, where the super-excited dude was so eager to try out his new Echo chain saw that he mindlessly cut down a neighbor's tree, and then when said neighbor confronted him about it ("That's **my tree** that you just cut down!"), the imperturbable miscreant sunnily replies, "Oh, no problem --- glad to do it for ya!"

by QuacksO September 12, 2019

squallify

What you hope to do by making enough or a noisy tear-flooded to-do about your eligibility for something.

As rich and influential as his parents were, Ethan Couch could usually squallify for whatever program or benefits he wanted access to simply by throwing a spoiled-brat tantrum.

by QuacksO April 12, 2020

udder nincompoop

What da Duke of Rudling would have contemptuously called Hynes if he'd tried to milk cows instead of care for dogs.

If you never take ta time or effort to learn da special hand-movements necessary to "get da moo-juice from Bossy", you'll look like an udder nincompoop!

by QuacksO October 28, 2023