by (Fart Noise) August 27, 2015
Siri is a personal assistant that will answer just about anything— developed by Apple Inc.
you could ask so many things, like...
*Where's the next McDonald's?
*What movies are on tonight?
*How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
I talk to Siri a lot just to see what she says. I sometimes wonder if there's someone behind a screen responding to everything I say.
you could ask so many things, like...
*Where's the next McDonald's?
*What movies are on tonight?
*How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
I talk to Siri a lot just to see what she says. I sometimes wonder if there's someone behind a screen responding to everything I say.
Me- "Siri, are you a virgin?"
Siri- "I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't answer that."
Me- "I knew it! You slut!"
Siri- "Language!"
Me- "Uh... hello, welcome to the twenty-first century, Siri."
Siri- "I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't answer that."
Me- "I knew it! You slut!"
Siri- "Language!"
Me- "Uh... hello, welcome to the twenty-first century, Siri."
by Zoelly9000 September 29, 2014
A annoying iPhone helper but kinda funny mostly not sometimes helpful but mostly not Siri is someone who is old and needs a hearing aid
by Unlesshuman#78 June 2, 2017
by swedishbitch April 13, 2022
Siri is a built-in "intelligent assistant" that enables users of Apple iPhone 4S and later and newer iPad and iPod Touch devices to speak natural language voice commands in order to operate the mobile device and its apps.*Note that intelligent is in brackets.
"hey siri"
by dontyoudare October 28, 2015
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