pregnancy

The most common STD.

Person: Is pregnancy an STD?
Me: Yes, it is.

by monorail September 4, 2006

pregnancy

to be pregnant, to be in bad shit. as in, give-up-your-hopes-and-dreams-you-sorry-fuck-this-means-game-over bad shit.

"let's not talk about pregnancy. that could never happen to us."
"i'm pregnant."
".........."

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

pregnancy

The most common sexually transmitted disease known to man.

Jill: I had sex with a male prostitute and caught pregnancy...again...

by BrooksB December 23, 2006

pregnancy

reverse abortion

example: Pregnancy=You

by culinarythug February 5, 2010

pregnancy

See penis

by penis October 6, 2003

pregnancy

The female condition of being up the duff. The strongest argument for not being female in the battle of the sexes, mostly due to the pain caused by a child SPLITTING YOUR VAGINA IN SEVERAL PLACES AND MAKING YOU BLEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!

...

Sorry mum.

She's in a state of pregnancy! She's up the duff! She's going to be in a helluva lot of pain in like 8 months 3 days! Better her than me. Thank you God, for bestowing upon me a boabie and not a bitch wrinkle.

by Fox JK January 21, 2009

food pregnancy

the state of body where your stomach is so big you look like you were 5 months pregnant.

you know what Christmas at my parents mean? - food pregnancy so visible pple will let me sit in the buses

by mocchacino November 15, 2010