penis's definitions

poofter

A slang term for a homosexual.

(can also be used when joking around with mates)

1)Dave, what the fuck is wrong with you? I saw you kiss another guy! You're a fucking poofter!

2)Me: Pay the tab
Friend: Nah fuck you
Me: You fuckin poofter! Pay the tab NOW!

by Penis November 26, 2004

pringle tube

The ~1 foot tall, ~2.5 inches tall cylindrical tube that Pringles come in. Can also easily be converted into a Masturbation Tool when desperate.

I use this Pringle Tube to masturbate

by Penis September 13, 2003

To Snap Cunts

Generally used when one is pissed off with someone and feels like kicking there arse. Especially if you go by the nickname of Lips....

If that dickhead keeps asking us what are we doing again and i am going to Snap Cunts......

Or

Don't make me Snap you Cunt...

by Penis March 24, 2004

El Capitan

The most racist school EVER

El Crap is racist

by penis October 5, 2003

Kozeta

Female of Albanian heritage. Usually of an eccentric nature and has Asian tendencies.

Did you see Kozeta bitch out that guy who tried to hug her?

by Penis September 9, 2004

halabooleh

Jibberish used whilst experiencing intense rage/insanity. Has better effect when screamed loudly accompanied with flailing limbs.

Arrrrrrgh googliepuck veet veet halabooleh!

by penis February 11, 2004

rubbeth

to rub

i like to rubbeth my ruby

by penis October 6, 2003