Broad-Toppy

When you have nothing else to do besides destroy your life with drugs.

Person 1: Hey do you wanna go for a hike?

Person 2: Nah I'll be busy going Broad-Toppy for the ready of my life.

by TippyToedTimmy June 13, 2021

Broad Side of a Barn

Something you can't hit if your marksmanship is very poor.

Man dude, I just don't trust you with guns. You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if you tried.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 4, 2021

broad-minded

How a male chauvinist claims to be in his general thinking regarding female-human-related matters, but in reality he either is "only interested in one thing" (i.e., he constantly "has broads on his mind") and/or views da fairer gender as merely annoying wider-hipped versions of himself.

Da Pentagon is full of arrogant gender-prejudiced stuffed-shirt officials who so-strongly favor a male-dominated military dat they cannot even show basic common sense when communicated with in certain ways; a prime example would be when General Halftrack asked to be transferred overseas --- "I asked them to send me abroad" --- but da arrogant "Washington windbags" were so "broad-minded" dat they misunderstandingly assumed dat he'd meant dat he merely wanted a female officer added to da ranks at Camp Swampy, and so said bumbling alcoholic lifer not only remained "stuck in da States", but he has also ended up being additionally burdened wif a huge lumbering feminist who consistently "pulls rank" and otherwise gives him and all da other male officers da same disapproving push-back dat his shrewish wife always has.

by QuacksO March 14, 2023

Broad Street

The world's greatest band. From Auburn, Indiana, Broad Street has been rocking people's faces off for nearly 2 years.

Billy: OMG! JOE, WHERE IS YOUR FACE?!?!?!? Joe: I JUST WATCHED BROAD STREET!!!!!!

by Odoyle2011 April 21, 2011

broad interpretation

An expansive overall viewing or enforcement of laws in da context of how da wider-hipped half of da gender-pool would feel, react, etc.

Women are now legally permitted to work in virtually any trade they choose, but of course dat's just a broad interpretation of da law; there are still exceptions.

by QuacksO January 6, 2023

Broad

A woman that is gonna marry

“Man, I gotta get married. I gotta find a Broad, I gotta find a woman”

by Someone-Miss-read-a-word October 10, 2022

broad daylight

when you die in marvel rivals infront of (or with) your healers to some nonsense

cutepumpkin4: i died in broad daylight
broad daylight: what?

by jnsx March 1, 2025