man 1 "i cant see clearly and im fucking stupid"
man2 "oh no, it must be faraz related macular degeneration"
man1 "im in the trap butt booty naked"
man2 "oh no, it must be faraz related macular degeneration"
man1 "im in the trap butt booty naked"
by ReVerbCW May 2, 2023
A: Hey man, how did you break your leg?
B: It's a dri (drinking related injury), I tried to cartwheel from the pool table to the floor last night.
A: Ah. Don't worry, heaps of people do that.
B: It's a dri (drinking related injury), I tried to cartwheel from the pool table to the floor last night.
A: Ah. Don't worry, heaps of people do that.
by functionalcoholic October 16, 2013
by Big 16 inch futa pp March 5, 2021
by Tmoneyhustla November 14, 2020
Hym "I said before I can only speak for myself. I didn't know I was this relatable! But I find it funny that the solution is literally just genuine empathy AND that you would take credit for something you genuinely don't have and the byproducts of that thing."
by Hym Iam January 8, 2023
Hym “Jesus Christ was that wiki relatable. God... I mean, you look miserable. Watching that made me miserable. I mean, more and more the videos end up looking like a diatribe on why the thing you are actively and consciously doing to me is wrong. Yet here we remain. Why? Why subject the both of us to this? I could leave you alone but this thing you’re doing would remain. And then what? Hmm? No, seriously. What happens then? I go about my life, 3 months later the new people I work with find out who I am, do the thing you’re doing. Nothing changes. I’m still in the situation I’m in. What good what that do? Now, you may be thinking ‘Well, that’s not my problem.’ I don’t care. I don’t care that it’s not your problem. You don’t even like how I chose to outline the problem I’m having here. Do you really think you’re going to like any solution that I can come up with that isn’t ‘Shut up and go die quietly somewhere?’ I just don’t get it. What do you really think is going to happen here?”
by Hym Iam October 4, 2022
by 459395 June 29, 2023