COVIDcing 

Using the COVID-19 virus as an excuse to not see people, when the real reason is that they simply don't like them.

Some people are not permitting grandparents and grandchildren to see each other after months of quarantine, COVIDcing them that is "for their own good," when the reality is that they just don't like their in-laws.

COVIDcing by Crackerguy June 12, 2020

Convincidence 

When the random nature of existence produces patterns from chaos, is grasped by the weak minded as signs of conscious design or messages from beyond.

Benedict: That's the third cartwheeling turtle I've seen this week, it's an omen and harbinger of doom!

Dawkins: You're mental, it's just convincidence.

Convincidence by Pobotrol October 26, 2010

covincing 

The skill of being extremely good at persuading your employer that you need lots of time off because you have Covid.

Person 1: What! Isn't this the third time this year that Jack has got two week's sick leave due to having Covid?
Person 2: Yeah, he's incredibly covincing.

covincing by simonfm February 7, 2022

conuencing 

verb/adj : To be filled with Pudding.
Other forms: conuence, conuencingly, conuenced, conuencive, conuencer

Sentence: The Moose in High School was conuencing.

conuencing by mj da moose April 26, 2011

convincion 

to convince; the act of convincing; the nounish form of convince

I used convincion on Tom to give me money.

Convincion was used on the teacher, resulting in the cancellation of a quiz.

convincion by Roger Y December 28, 2007

convincible

Something so convicing it is irrefutable.

George W. Bush's argument for invading Iraq was not convincible in the slightest. My argument for poking him in the eye, however, is utterly convincible.

convincible by Convincible Hero Of Hiphoprosy November 13, 2003

Convincingness 

The art of convincing. Being able to convince people

Whoever has more convincingness will win the election

Convincingness by LincHow2427 May 15, 2018