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rowan parkes 

this absolute beauty goes around and bags all malorys
so if your girl is named malory.. watch out!
he be bagging everyone he sees aii
rowan parkes by row! April 12, 2023

parkersnowing 

When you have a huge hard-on for a girl, but when you tell her you true feelings, she admits that she thought you were gay the whole time.
"Holy shit where is Cyrus? he was supposed to be here"
"oh hes parkersnowing a girl, but she doesn't think hes gay yet"
parkersnowing by 420pac September 11, 2014
A term to describe a beautiful girl with a horrendous laugh...
Damnnnnnn Paresa! Back at it again with that young hyena laugh...

Pretty Girl Brown FOB

Peter Parker 

Teen who turned to dust in the planet Titan.
-TITAN-

Peter Parker: I don't feel so good. Mr. Stark, what's happening? *stumbles into Tony's arms*

Tony Stank: You're alright kid, you're alright.

Peter Parker: I don't wanna go, sir. Please, I don't wanna go! I don't wanna go!

Tony Stank: * lays Peter down*

Peter Parker: I'm sorry. *turns to dust*
Slurping on your boss' nut until you get that cantaloupe juice, or until Joe buys you a house.
Yo, did you hear about the dude from Fyre fest Parksing to get some water bottles? Shit is wild fam

Parker Square

Originating from the youtube account Numberphile, Doing a parker square means that you have attempt to do something but didn't quite achieve accomplishing it.
Matt: Hey Brady, I solved this sodoku puzzle !
Brady: You repeat numbers in all the columns and rows.
Matt: It still sort of counts.
Brady: Face it Matt, this is a parker square sudoku.