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asstronomical cost

An outrageously-enormous price dat involves access to someone's nether regions.
Da term "asstronomical cost" could refer to either a requested reimbursement dat is so "expensive" dat it actually includes intimacy with da recipient of whatever products and/or services dat he wishes to have supplied to him, or an absurdly-inflated "rate" dat someone charges for touchy-feely privileges of his booty.
by QuacksO January 18, 2025
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losing money costs you nothing!

When MAGA chuds can't think for themselves, they have others think for them. In this case, Trump crashed the stock market 3 days straight in 2025 and trillions were lost.

MAGA chud Benny Johnson proudly stated "losing money costs you nothing"
Normal American - Hey guys! I lost my 401K, stocks were worthless, and I can't afford groceries because of Trump's stock market crash!
Benny Johnson - losing money costs you nothing! brooo!!
by Trump-Epstein_list_missing April 10, 2025
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Sunk cost fallacy

Sunk cost fallacy is a dead song of popular EDM artist Fox Stevenson that the community kept dear to their hearts.
No, Sunk Cost Fallacy is a dead song and is neve- WAIT WHAT!?!??!? SCF BEFORE GTA VI WHAT THE SHI-!?!
by samostalniivan123 May 27, 2025
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Cost Clashing

The act of wearing clothing items in which the costs differ immensely. Most common among swag fags or stupid Drug Dealers who think if people see them wearing high end brands they will be more inclined to buy from then even though their drugs are sub-par.
Guy 1:Oh look its the drug dealer with a Gucci Belt but Old Navy Hoodie

Guy 2:Hey its the douche who wears a Louis Vutton belt while wearing RSQ jeans

Guy 3:Fuckin' cost clashing idiots, their weed is horrible.
by realruskie January 20, 2014
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One-sided Zero-cost Acquisition

The technical terminology for the contentious acquisition of goods or services accomplished at zero-cost to the acquirer, as known as theft.
Mr. Robinson acquired the paraphernalia of an urban pharmaceutical technician, colloquially known as a drug dealer, at prices of totalling zero. His one-sided zero-cost acquisition was successful until Jeremiah showed up to the door demanding payment.
by Rock your rockhard June 1, 2023
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The Cookie Cost

verb (cook-e)

To be doing the most or being extremely over the top with your antics.
spamming the groupchat, drinking a whole case of beer like your life depends on it, pretending to be more intoxicated then you actually are

"Dude no one wants to see your lunch, stop making me pay the cookie cost."
by the mystery sphinx May 29, 2023
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cost defective

The opposite of "cost effective"; money spent on projects which ultimately backfire or fail; spending money in an ill-advised manner.
Board Meeting Speaker: People, we need to get back to basics. We need to become thrifty again! So, the board has approved the purchase of new, more environmentally-friendly furniture to replace all of our existing furniture, which we just bought new six months ago. We're going to multi-task by going green and saving green simultaneously. As a side-note...no raises for the next 2 years to help implement our new thrifty phase. Comments anyone?

Sarcastic Attendee: Yeah, sounds very "cost defective" to me!
by chickypoo247 September 30, 2012
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