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asstronomical cost

An outrageously-enormous price dat involves access to someone's nether regions.
Da term "asstronomical cost" could refer to either a requested reimbursement dat is so "expensive" dat it actually includes intimacy with da recipient of whatever products and/or services dat he wishes to have supplied to him, or an absurdly-inflated "rate" dat someone charges for touchy-feely privileges of his booty.
by QuacksO January 18, 2025
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losing money costs you nothing!

When MAGA chuds can't think for themselves, they have others think for them. In this case, Trump crashed the stock market 3 days straight in 2025 and trillions were lost.

MAGA chud Benny Johnson proudly stated "losing money costs you nothing"
Normal American - Hey guys! I lost my 401K, stocks were worthless, and I can't afford groceries because of Trump's stock market crash!
Benny Johnson - losing money costs you nothing! brooo!!
by Trump-Epstein_list_missing April 10, 2025
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Sunk cost fallacy

Sunk cost fallacy is a dead song of popular EDM artist Fox Stevenson that the community kept dear to their hearts.
No, Sunk Cost Fallacy is a dead song and is neve- WAIT WHAT!?!??!? SCF BEFORE GTA VI WHAT THE SHI-!?!
by samostalniivan123 May 27, 2025
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Cost Clashing

The act of wearing clothing items in which the costs differ immensely. Most common among swag fags or stupid Drug Dealers who think if people see them wearing high end brands they will be more inclined to buy from then even though their drugs are sub-par.
Guy 1:Oh look its the drug dealer with a Gucci Belt but Old Navy Hoodie

Guy 2:Hey its the douche who wears a Louis Vutton belt while wearing RSQ jeans

Guy 3:Fuckin' cost clashing idiots, their weed is horrible.
by realruskie January 20, 2014
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cost-cutting maneuver

A fumingly-sarcastic reference to a shamelessly "sneaky 'n' unethical" (and unfortunately very common!) "buy-pressure" strategy practiced at many hardware/specialty-supplies stores; the ploy consists of a staffperson's hacking off a length from a roll of bulk-product like rope, wire, hose, or cloth, and only **afterwards** informing the customer how much the product is priced per foot, hoping that said customer will then feel obligated to buy the piece "since it's already been cut off the roll".
I once had a totally pathetic "cost-cutting maneuver" tried on me at a bicycle-repair shop --- I needed a rear shift-cable, and so the clerk cut off my required length of cable from the store's bulk roll, without first telling me the super-steep per-foot price or asking me beforehand if I wanted to pay that much. It was only when he actually brought the "ringing up the sale" screen up on the computer that he revealed the astronomical amount that it was gonna cost me --- a whopping SEVEN DOLLARS AND CHANGE! --- for just three or four feet of the cable! Fortunately, I had the "bravery" to just look mildly shocked and hastily remark, "Eeeyewww... that's a lot more than I can afford --- thank you anyway, though. I'll just get one at WalMart instead." Hey, it wasn't MY fault if the salesman had created a harder-to-resell cut piece of cable --- I hadn't asked him to chop me off some of the cable yet, I'd just told him that I needed a replacement shifter-cable, so it wasn't my "responsibility" to now PAY for said cable! He should have told me beforehand how much it would cost per foot, and then asked me if I wanted to buy it before he'd actually hacked the length off the roll!
by QuacksO November 1, 2018
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