Weekly Birthday

When someone needs more than 1 birthday a year, they celebrate their birthday weekly to share the wonders of aging up so quickly.

Sam: Guys It's my weekly birthday this Tuesday, what are you guys getting me
Mat: Fuck Off

by BrawlGang July 14, 2021

Swedish Birthday Present

Sending your friend a tastefully done nude pic or video for their birthday. Traditional gifts include fully nude pics, titty pics and dick pics. Contemporary gifts include pussy pics, ass pics, nut videos, bean flicks, and squirt shots.

What are you getting Joe for his birthday? Already sent him a Swedish birthday present, a fresh out the shower nude this morning.

by HaroldJugger June 24, 2025

Birthday digs

Birthday digs are punches given to people on their birthdays. Example if it’s your 12th birthday that’s 12 punches and 1 for good luck. If you don’t like the person you can give them one for bad luck too. You can give your birthday digs another day if you’re not able to give someone their punches on their actual birthday. You have 3 days to give them there punches or it’s classed as abuse.

Being defined- Birthday Digs is an act which allows you to beat up your friend on their birthday without them being able to do anything. Yo it’s jacobs 17th birthday let’s go give him 17 punches” “Nah bro 19 one for good luck n one for bad”
“Yo baby cousin just turned 3 let’s go beat him up”

by Birthday digs January 22, 2023

Stav (birthday)

Stav is a cool, funny and very 7wow girl. Stavs are good friends, kind and have amazing personalities. Stav has .5 photos of the forehead of everyone on planet earth and has embarrassing photos of all her friends. Stav also likes watching TV series and has very good taste in watching the right ones. She has watched Sherlock (highly recommended), and lately, has been obsessed with the show good omens but in healthy way (maybe?). She is also very successful, and will easily find a worthy date for the Yale ball (if you want I can introduce you to people as the girl who broke up with Gustav Klimt and broke his heart). She also has a cool friend who wishes her happy birthday, promises to be there for her during Yale and requests all embarrassing photos she has of him will be shown ONLY to Emma (also Tamar is ok, but only if it comes up naturally). he (the friend) also has a super good, original and uncommon hairstyle, likes to eat flakes and definitely doesn't play clash royal (we've decided to ignore that...).
HAPPY BIRTHDAY STAV!!!🥳🥳🥳

random guy at yale: "Stav you are so amazing, can you be my date to the Yale ball?
Stav: "I need to think about it. so many other people asked me so i have so many options and its really difficult to make a decision."

Stav (birthday) - i need to inculde the word im defining...
also, happy birthday !!!🥳🥳🥳

by 7wow October 4, 2023

Half Birthday Bros.

Two guy friends who have their birthdays exactly six months apart.

Guy A: Yo, when is your birthday?
Guy B: September 26th, 1981.
Guy A: No way!!! My birthday is May 26th, 1981!!
Guy B: Holy shit! We're half birthday bros.!
Guy A: He'll yeah! That's fuckin' sweet!

by LS2k July 12, 2021

dirty birthday clown

When you are having anal sex with someone and they fart and it feels like your dick is being blown up like an animal balloon. Similar to jet wash

This chick last night gave me a dirty birthday clown and all morning my whiz has been sputtering, but the jet wash felt great on my balls.

by Donny Bratsco December 12, 2016

Birthday King

A phrase used by fucking idiots with no grammatical background use to refer to their birthdays in hopes they will cop a bitch or two. Commonly used in Arab snapchat, twitter, and other social media sites

X: Ay look, its that dumb ass Khalids birthday.
Y: Oh really? how do you know?
X: His best friend Assem just reposted his birthday king post.
Y: Wow, such simps...

by MarkMarkson June 28, 2020