Mallory’s Birthday

The best day of the year! The most beautiful girl on the planet was born on this day and you got to celebrate!!
November 1st is the date and don’t forget it.

I’m so excited, it’s Mallory’s birthday!!!🎂🎉

by The Boyfriend Matty B. October 31, 2021

birthday pussy

Boy can eat out a there girlfriend pussy ( cat ) on there birthdays for a present

Omg i love eating out my girl as a present ( birthday pussy )

by Jason. Somoa September 5, 2021

Birthday

The motherfuckering day nobody wants to be bothered

It's your birthday get up

Gtfo my room

by anonymous September 13, 2021

birthday

The remembrance of the time when you were set up for a life long suffering.

Happy Birthday!

by Goodstuff123 September 23, 2021

Half Birthday Bros.

Two guy friends who have their birthdays exactly six months apart.

Guy A: Yo, when is your birthday?
Guy B: September 26th, 1981.
Guy A: No way!!! My birthday is May 26th, 1981!!
Guy B: Holy shit! We're half birthday bros.!
Guy A: He'll yeah! That's fuckin' sweet!

by LS2k July 12, 2021

Weekly Birthday

When someone needs more than 1 birthday a year, they celebrate their birthday weekly to share the wonders of aging up so quickly.

Sam: Guys It's my weekly birthday this Tuesday, what are you guys getting me
Mat: Fuck Off

by BrawlGang July 14, 2021

Birthday name

Name given to you on your birthday

Tom: Whats your birthday name?
Debby: My what???

by Birthday name August 5, 2021