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birthday straightlike

When you go up a friends Facebook feed liking every happy birthday post to him/her.
I just gave you a birthday straightlike.
by richardtation August 10, 2012
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<.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.>
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AIDS Birthday Cake

A situation so shitty that no matter the outcome you end up being screwed, like a birthday cake that gives you AIDS, doesn't matter what slice you take, you'll get AIDS regardless.
"This is really brutal. I don't know what I'm going to do here, either way I go I'm fucked"
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".
by thewarragulman May 23, 2018
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<.7.9.7.6.>I Wanted To Drop Kick Martin Robles In My 2nd Birthday Party<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I Wanted To Drop Kick Martin Robles In My 2nd Birthday Party<.7.9.7.6.>
by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025
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Surprise Birthday

The act of shoving your fist into a late pregnant lady and pulling the fetus out.
I really wanted Jim to be born on 4/20, so I gave him a surprise birthday.
by DMTisGreat October 21, 2019
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Happy Birthday Jeremy!

Means literally nothing, used to say randomly at any time or when some one uses the words "happy birthday" "birthday" or "Jeremy".
Person 1"Hey did you know Marks birthday is tomorrow?"
Person 2 "Birthday, Happy Birthday Jeremy!"
Person 1 "Who's that?"
Person 2 "Jeremy"
Person 1 "Fuck you bitch ass faggot nigga"
by Kendick Gaymar February 12, 2025
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