gumballs

When your balls get stick when they don't get enough air. Happens a lot during the summer.

Damn this 95 degree weather, it's giving me gumballs!

by Flamespittah38 May 18, 2016

gumball

When you put some gum on the woman's ass so she blows a bubble when farting.

Bro Sarah blew the biggest fucking gumball that I've ever seen

by gae parn September 24, 2022

Gumball

A goofball who can take many forms and has infinite plot armor for some reason he can't age and his family the Wattersons are just as crazy

Gumball goes through crazy adventures with his brother Darwin on The Daily

by Live like John June 27, 2022

Gumball

The act of dipping a single testicle into the mouth of an unsuspecting victim who has fallen asleep with their mouth open

my man was passed on my couch at this party, so I naturally had to give him a good Gumball

by Herweezy May 12, 2018

Gumball

They lose their flavor quickly and cost 25 cents. Usually referencing a person who is known for being frugal and wearing out their welcome.

Nick: “Dude, Brett showed up to the party last night. He ate all the pizza and didn’t bring anything. We couldn’t wait for him to leave.”
Tom: “Brett is such a gumball.”

by NotAGumball October 25, 2020

Ma’am. Where is the gumball??

When something is sussy, or questionable. You use this term to explain how you are feeling.

Someone trips and falls…

You turn to your friend and say “Ma’am. where is the gumball??”

by ropegraken September 7, 2023

velvety gumball pouch

referring to a males nuts and sack.

1. careful down there! the ol' velvety gumball pouch is turning blue.

2.(for the sports fan)... you should wear your cup so you dont get button hooked in that velvety gumball pouch of yours.

3. (question)is that a bag for crown royal in your pants?(answer) nah baby... thats my velvety gumball pouch...

by dictionary john September 16, 2006