zooa's definitions

crappuccino

A poorly made coffee beverage that cost upwards of four dollars.

by zooa November 3, 2003

smellibacy

A state of involuntary celibacy brought on by bad hygiene.

"Jake has only himself to blame. His three-year dry spell is a clear case of smellibacy."

by zooa November 3, 2003

puppy stuff

Euphemism for the goo that collects in the corner of one's eye, esp. after sleeping.

by zooa November 3, 2003

bust bust

To be busted by your significant other for staring at another woman's breasts.

by zooa November 3, 2003

phone zit

The recurring chin zit that results from spending too much time on the phone.

by zooa November 3, 2003

bin

Acronym for "booger in nose."

"Do I have a bin?"

by zooa November 3, 2003

yellular

The loudness one adopts in response to a bad cell-phone connection, in the misguided hope that talking louder will improve the connection.

"I'm so embarrassed. I went totally yellular at a restaurant last night."

by zooa November 3, 2003