zooa's definitions

flacid

Acronym for Failed Lovers Against Caller ID. Pronounced "flaccid."

by zooa November 3, 2003

dit

A diva-in-training.

by zooa November 3, 2003

op

As in "other people's cigarettes."

"She only smokes OP's!"

by zooa November 3, 2003

smellibacy

A state of involuntary celibacy brought on by bad hygiene.

"Jake has only himself to blame. His three-year dry spell is a clear case of smellibacy."

by zooa November 3, 2003

Intie

The intimacy flu. Usually occurs 2 to 3 weeks into a budding dating relationship. Symptoms include unreturned phone calls, "mistakenly" deleted e-mails, and sleeping on far edge of the bed.

by zooa November 3, 2003

bust bust

To be busted by your significant other for staring at another woman's breasts.

by zooa November 3, 2003

yellular

The loudness one adopts in response to a bad cell-phone connection, in the misguided hope that talking louder will improve the connection.

"I'm so embarrassed. I went totally yellular at a restaurant last night."

by zooa November 3, 2003