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Contaxian

A person who photographs exclusivly with a Contax, generally refering to pre n-series models, in particular the G-series, but also a number of kyocera-built manual focus SLRs
zoey is a contaxian!! www.kyoceraimaging.com
by zoey April 25, 2004
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sigma

a mysterious place that few dexheads have actually been to, but all seek after. It's the quasi-quivalent to a k-hole with ketamine, but apperantly much harder to achieve.

Much debate resolves around sigma and the existance of a fourth plateau, or if sigma is 4p only in a different setting or if it's a different plateau all together .. or even if it's a plateau at all.
Yeah, I hear sigma is pretty strange, but as far as I can tell, the third just keeps going forever.
by zoey April 10, 2004
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5 second rule

how long food can touch the ground before germs get to it
i wasnt going to eat this M&M but i just dropped it, 5 second rule!
by zoey July 10, 2004
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nikonian

A person who photographs with a Nikon camera, and is convinced it's tha bomb. In reality, Nikon has been really slipping in optical performance since the mid 1970s. Today, even Canon and Olympus Zuiko are pulling well ahead in technical specifications.

Plus, the results are usually pretty bland.
only a nikonian would be convinced that a $150 lens is "top of the line"
by zoey April 25, 2004
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fondler

Used in regard to camera collectors who do not use, nor know how to use their equiptment.

May be seen with a camera in public, but isn't likely going to ever develop the film. If they do develop the film, they admire on the sharpness and color qualities, and quickly disregard the photographs to continue fondling their camera.

Usually a leicaphile but may also be a contaxian. Canonites and and Nikonites usually fall under the catagory of a wanker.
all he does is stroke over his new leica m7, i mean, have you actually seen any of his photos? What a fondler.
by zoey April 25, 2004
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cheesy poofs

Any puffed grain snack which is flavored like cheese, such as Cheet-o's, but in particular various generic "Cheese Puffs" which are round and.. poofy.

(as a matter of fact, my sister used this term a lot before southpark was launched.)
Dude, after smoking that hash, I sure could use some cheesy poofs.
by zoey April 11, 2004
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MK-801/MK'd

Mythical recreation drug. Though an actual research chemical, it's more than unlikely that it's on the streets.

Rumors of MK-801 use/abuse, a dis. anaethetic more powerful than PCP have been floating around for a while now. When I looked into MK-801, it was over $150 for 10mg, not nearly enough for any kind of high... and the precise dosages are undetermined.

If there was any recreational MK-801 use, it would be ALL OVER the dextromethorphan underground.

Still, someones best friends cousin's sister's worst enemy tried it, and ended up tripping balls for three weeks!
Yeah, Johnny MK'd out last week, he's at the state hospital now.
by zoey April 11, 2004
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