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Farm Fucks

The kids who are basicly hicks, but listen to glitzy hip hop music, because they want to look like they're straight outta "the projects." They aren't exactly a wigger because they don't act out black culture. And the worsed drug they've ever been around is pot.

They hide in universities and colleges because nobody knows where they actually come from and what their status was in Farmsville USA. In reality, these kids were probobly geeks, and lord knows that they wouldn't last two seconds on the streets of any major city, despite how much a badass they might seem.

Basicly, a farm fuck is a hick who listens to rap music.
by zoey April 10, 2004
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kindergoth

Though generaly female, not always the case.

Kindergoths are anyone, usually younger than 16, who listen to music which isn't gothic, when asked don't really know much about gothic subculture, and are pretty much unaware of the post modern gothic movement or the romantic gothic movement as a whole. Yet a kindergoth will *always* claim to be "gothic" or "goth".

This is really the biggest difference betwene what gothic elitists may see as a kindergoth, and what the rest of us non-übergoths see as a kindergoth. A kindergoth to most people is simply someone who calls themselves gothic, but doesn't know anything about the subculture, in particular nothing about the music.
Jen? She listens to slipknot. I dunno man, seems to me it should take more than dressing the part.
by zoey April 11, 2004
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5 second rule

how long food can touch the ground before germs get to it
i wasnt going to eat this M&M but i just dropped it, 5 second rule!
by zoey July 10, 2004
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As The Coffin Turns

Said smuggly or sataricly when discussing the drama in the gothic scene
Rachael broke up with Cinder, now Cinder won't come out of his apartment, I'm really worried about him, he just plays the Cruxshadow cover of "Here Comes The Rain Again" over and over and over... But anyway, Rach says that Cinder cheated on her with Alize, but Alize I know didn't do that, because we were having sex that night, so it couldn't have been Cinder and Alize. Personally I think it's just because Alize didn't invite Rach, but rather Cinder to the Bauhaus concert way back in 1996 durring the Gotham tour, but they weren't even dating back then, so I don't really know what her problem is.

As the coffin turns I guess...
by zoey April 11, 2004
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dance metal

Basicly use to describe stuff which is today being called industrial, such as Rammstein and KMFDM.

I happen to like KMFDM, but I call it dance metal when people say it's industrial. (usually meant sarcasticly)
KMFDM is not industrial, its, its, ... dance metal.
by zoey April 11, 2004
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canonite

A person who takes photographs with a Canon camera. These people usually think that features out-weigh optical quality. They will buy a $1200 body, and slap a cheap lens on it, and a cheap flash. But they feel that the $1200 body they bought will save them from their poor optical choices.
I got this cool Tamron lens, it was only $150, and it's a 2.4/24-80. Good thing i shoot canon!
by zoey April 25, 2004
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anarchy agogo

Basicly describing the entire punk movement, in a satarical or sarcastic way.

But not so much punk music, but rather punk scene, in particular the scene today.
I'm going to the local punk show tonight, want to come?

Sure, I've been in the mood for some anarchy agogo lately!
by zoey April 11, 2004
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