zoey's definitions

sigma

a mysterious place that few dexheads have actually been to, but all seek after. It's the quasi-quivalent to a k-hole with ketamine, but apperantly much harder to achieve.

Much debate resolves around sigma and the existance of a fourth plateau, or if sigma is 4p only in a different setting or if it's a different plateau all together .. or even if it's a plateau at all.

Yeah, I hear sigma is pretty strange, but as far as I can tell, the third just keeps going forever.

by zoey April 10, 2004

fondler

Used in regard to camera collectors who do not use, nor know how to use their equiptment.

May be seen with a camera in public, but isn't likely going to ever develop the film. If they do develop the film, they admire on the sharpness and color qualities, and quickly disregard the photographs to continue fondling their camera.

Usually a leicaphile but may also be a contaxian. Canonites and and Nikonites usually fall under the catagory of a wanker.

all he does is stroke over his new leica m7, i mean, have you actually seen any of his photos? What a fondler.

by zoey April 25, 2004

nikonian

A person who photographs with a Nikon camera, and is convinced it's tha bomb. In reality, Nikon has been really slipping in optical performance since the mid 1970s. Today, even Canon and Olympus Zuiko are pulling well ahead in technical specifications.

Plus, the results are usually pretty bland.

only a nikonian would be convinced that a $150 lens is "top of the line"

by zoey April 25, 2004

5 second rule

how long food can touch the ground before germs get to it

i wasnt going to eat this M&M but i just dropped it, 5 second rule!

by zoey July 10, 2004

As The Coffin Turns

Said smuggly or sataricly when discussing the drama in the gothic scene

Rachael broke up with Cinder, now Cinder won't come out of his apartment, I'm really worried about him, he just plays the Cruxshadow cover of "Here Comes The Rain Again" over and over and over... But anyway, Rach says that Cinder cheated on her with Alize, but Alize I know didn't do that, because we were having sex that night, so it couldn't have been Cinder and Alize. Personally I think it's just because Alize didn't invite Rach, but rather Cinder to the Bauhaus concert way back in 1996 durring the Gotham tour, but they weren't even dating back then, so I don't really know what her problem is.

As the coffin turns I guess...

by zoey April 11, 2004

Contaxian

A person who photographs exclusivly with a Contax, generally refering to pre n-series models, in particular the G-series, but also a number of kyocera-built manual focus SLRs

zoey is a contaxian!! www.kyoceraimaging.com

by zoey April 25, 2004

fry baby

A generally petite female who uses a lot of psychedelic hallucinogens. Also commonly attributed with the DXM crowed.

Usually used in discription of a relationship.

Alissa... yeah, she's my fry baby.

by zoey April 10, 2004