zip's definitions

hoot

a ghetto-slang way to say hooter

Where's the hoot, brotha?

by zip April 24, 2005

ohioda

The state of being indecisive, not being able to make up your mind despite overwhelming supporting arguments.

When it takes all night to find out who was elected president, blame Ohioda.

by Zip November 3, 2004

Virtual Cockblock

When a former friend prevents you from getting ass, not in person, but from any distance.

"Hey man, I'm going to put The club online and it's going to be funny."

"Hey man, that girl saw the definition. Game OVER."

"YES... I AM KING OF THE VIRTUAL COCKBLOCK!"

by Zip February 7, 2003

Shirty McSame

Someone who seems to wear the same outfit, to the same places, on a regular basis.

"Did you see Cheesman last night?? I think he wore that shirt again, to North Beach."

"No way - you can't be serious."

"Yep, Shirty McSame needs a trip to The Gap"

by Zip February 7, 2003

right you are Ken

from mxc or most extreme elimination challenge, a TNN show based on the Japanese game show Takeshi's castle. said when host Vic Romano agrees with other host, Kenny Blankenship.

"When you grab that shaft, Vic, you have to use both hands!"
"Right you are Ken!"

by Zip August 28, 2004

cubicle farm

Like a real farm, except where you normally have pigs and cows wandering in fenced-off pens, you have white-collar drones wandering (mentally) in walled-off cubicles. Every so often, the (farmer) boss comes by to harvest the fruits of the farm, whether they are eggs, milk or TPS reports.

On a clear day, the neat rows of cubicles at PathETech Inc. seemed to stretch for miles.

by Zip September 3, 2004

Morning Thrust

When you wake up spooning someone with morning wood, and proceed to give them a good thrustin.

"Hey, where'd you sleep after the party?"

"I woke up in the basement with some chick, i dunno who she was but I gave her a healthy dose of the Morning Thrust!"

by Zip February 7, 2003