zip's definitions

Scrunt

The female equivalent of taint

He was all up in my scrunt.

by zip August 24, 2021

right you are Ken

from mxc or most extreme elimination challenge, a TNN show based on the Japanese game show Takeshi's castle. said when host Vic Romano agrees with other host, Kenny Blankenship.

"When you grab that shaft, Vic, you have to use both hands!"
"Right you are Ken!"

by Zip August 28, 2004

America Online

An internet service provider, who's software suite is written like a hardcore virus.

OMG if AOL tries to dial after I close the program one more time I'm going to strangle my monitor!!

by zip April 24, 2005

remound

slang for 'reminded.' used while very stoned.

that blunt remound me of tha one we smoked yesterday @.,@

by zip April 24, 2005

ohioda

The state of being indecisive, not being able to make up your mind despite overwhelming supporting arguments.

When it takes all night to find out who was elected president, blame Ohioda.

by Zip November 3, 2004

Virtual Cockblock

When a former friend prevents you from getting ass, not in person, but from any distance.

"Hey man, I'm going to put The club online and it's going to be funny."

"Hey man, that girl saw the definition. Game OVER."

"YES... I AM KING OF THE VIRTUAL COCKBLOCK!"

by Zip February 7, 2003

Shirty McSame

Someone who seems to wear the same outfit, to the same places, on a regular basis.

"Did you see Cheesman last night?? I think he wore that shirt again, to North Beach."

"No way - you can't be serious."

"Yep, Shirty McSame needs a trip to The Gap"

by Zip February 7, 2003