zip's definitions

ohioda

The state of being indecisive, not being able to make up your mind despite overwhelming supporting arguments.

When it takes all night to find out who was elected president, blame Ohioda.

by Zip November 3, 2004

Virtual Cockblock

When a former friend prevents you from getting ass, not in person, but from any distance.

"Hey man, I'm going to put The club online and it's going to be funny."

"Hey man, that girl saw the definition. Game OVER."

"YES... I AM KING OF THE VIRTUAL COCKBLOCK!"

by Zip February 7, 2003

Knife Hit

also known as knifers
see hooter

Dude my hooter broke :'(

by zip April 24, 2005

Morning Thrust

When you wake up spooning someone with morning wood, and proceed to give them a good thrustin.

"Hey, where'd you sleep after the party?"

"I woke up in the basement with some chick, i dunno who she was but I gave her a healthy dose of the Morning Thrust!"

by Zip February 7, 2003

hoot

a ghetto-slang way to say hooter

Where's the hoot, brotha?

by zip April 24, 2005

Scrode

Cross between a chodemaster and a douche. See "scrunt"

C'mon scrodes, let's roll!

by zip August 24, 2021

hooter

The funnel shaped object used to inhale a Knife Hit (Knife hits, knifers). They are often made by breaking the bottom out of a glass bottle, cutting a plastic bottle in half, or tearing a soda can in half.

Grab the hooter, we're taking some kniffies!

by zip April 24, 2005