zhrona's definitions

iPhonegasm

The unmitigated joy of having the latest iPhone 3G s, especially when using the newest features.

Cutting! Pasting! Videoing! I'm having an iPhonegasm!

by zhrona August 6, 2009

Screedname

Derogatory name given to public figures by wingnut radio commentators.

Hillary Rotten Clinton, Communist Network News are screednames used by wingnut radio screedster Mark Levin.

by zhrona May 31, 2009

gazinta

Generally. any device that goes into any other device. An electric plug goes into a wall outlet, a light bulb goes into a socket. The plug and the light bulb are gazintas.

"What's THAT?" "I dunno, I think it's a gazinta of some sort. Wonder where it goes?"

by zhrona June 13, 2009

ding wa

Fake Chinese word for "telephone" or "phone number."

"Call text my ding wa."
"Can I have your ding wa?" or more simply, "Ding wa?"

by zhrona January 15, 2014

flying bravo

Bravo is the international maritime signal flag which is solid red. When flown, it means, "I am taking in or discharging or carrying dangerous goods." When a woman is on her period, she can be said to be "flying bravo."

"How was your date with Sally?" "Fine. She was flying Bravo, though, so we just watched a movie."

by zhrona March 31, 2015

blood bag

A corpse; human body; cadaver; bag of bones

After I'm dead, I don't care what happens to the blood bag, I won't be needing it any more.

by zhrona February 6, 2019

Concentration Camp

Officially, "Migrant Children's Detention Facility." A location established by the United States to hold indefinitely brown children seeking asylum so that they can stay alive.

"They're putting the kids in concentration camps!"
"You can't use that term, that's what the Nazis had during the Holocaust!!"
- silence -

by zhrona June 23, 2019