zhrona's definitions

BUFF

Acronym for "Big Ugly Fat Fucker', which is what the US Air Force B-52 is called by those who fly it.

Cool Air Force flyby at the parade - there was a BUFF, a BONE, a STINKBUG and two MUDHENS.

by zhrona April 12, 2020

Concentration Camp

Officially, "Migrant Children's Detention Facility." A location established by the United States to hold indefinitely brown children seeking asylum so that they can stay alive.

"They're putting the kids in concentration camps!"
"You can't use that term, that's what the Nazis had during the Holocaust!!"
- silence -

by zhrona June 23, 2019

Vampire Liberty

In the Navy and Marines, time off work and off the ship or station is called 'liberty.' When they have a blood drive, one incentive is they give you a mess hall pass that entitles you to a prime steak dinner and then the rest of the day off, where you get to go ashore. You get liberty in exchange for blood.

"Hey, Joe, you going ashore tomorrow?"

"Yup, they're having a blood drive. I'm gonna get vampire liberty."
"Yeah? Count me in!"

by zhrona January 11, 2020

iPhonegasm

The unmitigated joy of having the latest iPhone 3G s, especially when using the newest features.

Cutting! Pasting! Videoing! I'm having an iPhonegasm!

by zhrona August 6, 2009

blood bag

A corpse; human body; cadaver; bag of bones

After I'm dead, I don't care what happens to the blood bag, I won't be needing it any more.

by zhrona February 6, 2019

TrumpQ

An IQ low enough to think that Donald Trump is an amazing President.

"Did you hear? Jerry went to a Trump rally!"
"Yeah, poor guy isn't very bright, he scored a TrumpQ on his IQ test."

by zhrona March 27, 2019

muv

Abbreviation for motherfucker. Archaic, in use around DC in the sixties. From 'muvva', an alternative pronounciation of 'mother.'

Hear about Jared? Cop chased him into Glover Park, lost him!
Yeah, that Jared be one cool muv.

by zhrona October 31, 2020