12 definitions by xxoo

on the turps

innebrieated, drunk, drinking. from "on the turpentine"

"me and the lads were on the turps, long story short, i shat in joeys tuba"

by xxoo May 15, 2003

taking the piss

joking around.

"hey bill, youre a fucking dick eater"
"what?"
"dont worry mate, im justt taking the piss"

by xxoo May 15, 2003

soup nazi

Character on Seinfeld, based on real life New York chef who has very strict ordering procedure, but makes great soup.

"Make sure you don't annoy the Soup Nazi, or therre'll be no soup for you!"

by xxoo May 15, 2003

wankstein

Little kid insult. Lovechild of Wanker and Einstein.

Guy 1: "You're quite a wankstein did you know that man?"
Guy 2:"Wankstein? What are ya?"

by xxoo May 14, 2003

Click

A Kilometre (about 0.63 miles), Vietnam War slang.

Wal-marts about ten clicks from hya. (See: Hya)

by xxoo May 14, 2003

jackable

a quality in ones balls that makes them very easily jacked.

(see: jackulent)

why may i jack your jackable balls?

by xxoo May 15, 2003

what the?

short for "what the hell" or "what the fuck". a rove-ism.

"I think Vanessa Amarosi has a hot ass"
"What the?!"

by xxoo May 14, 2003