xxkookie70's definitions

shmoist

A combination of sweaty, hot, wet, and yes, moist.

(In an undesirable way)

I just came back from a trip to Florida in June, and felt very " Shmoist " the whole time.

by xxkookie70 June 9, 2016

Fucker McFuckerton

A name describing a total douche bag, ass hole, dick face, or any other unpleasant description of a man.

An explicative word when one hurts them self.

" So last night I waited 45 minutes for Doug to show up. He never called or texted to say he wasn't coming, what a Fucker McFuckerton!!"

As I am pounding a nail into the wall, I accidentally hit my thumb with the hammer... "FUCKER McFUCKERTON!!"

by xxkookie70 February 19, 2012

shmoist

A combination of sweaty, hot, wet, and yes, moist.

(In an undesirable way)

I just came back from a trip to Florida in June, and felt very " Shmoist " the whole time.

by xxkookie70 June 9, 2016

chumming

Having sex, or any type of sexual relations with another person.

" Man I walked into my bed room, and found Becca and Stone chumming in my bed."

by xxkookie70 February 19, 2012

death-fished

When a narcissistic person fakes their own death with the help of their family and friends, in lieu of breaking up with someone.

"Did you hear that Paul lied about his untimely death because he thinks he is sick and didn't want his girfriend to witness his decline.? She was totally "death-fished"

by xxkookie70 June 4, 2017

Mutton Chop

The area above a full figured womans vagina. Also known as a "gunt".

I just had to tell my boyfriend to hurry up with giving me oral delights as I was getting tired of holding up my "mutton chop."

by xxkookie70 September 28, 2018