xowe's definitions

Cool Mom

A mom that irresponsibly parents her teens and lets them drink alcohol, as seen in the Canadian blockbuster Mean Girls.

I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom.

by xowe March 30, 2019

Saskatchewanization

A large influx of beavers in another province that is not Saskatchewan.

The Saskatchewanization of Quebec has become so dire in recent years that indigenous aquaculture has become displaced.

by xowe March 31, 2019

Flornadians

Canadians that live in Florida

There are plenty of Flornadians to spare in Orlando.

by xowe March 30, 2019

Bama Bangs

The Northern term for a preppy brushed haircut.

When we went to Ann Arbor people kept calling our hair Bama Bangs, but everybody there has yankee hair.

by xowe March 31, 2019

Chip and Joanna Gaines

A couple in Waco that loves to flip other people's houses and make Waco beautiful. Their work is commonly seen in the HGTV series Fixer Upper.

Chip and Joanna Gaines saved my house from demolition.

by xowe March 31, 2019

eeeee...

The sound Spanish speaking people make when they think.

Yo quiero eeeee... una pastilla, por favor.

by xowe October 21, 2018

Trudeauing

A hot guy running for a political office. Derived from PM Justin Trudeau, whose ripped body is one of Canada's national treasures.

He is Trudeauing to become the next Premier of Saskatchewan.

by xowe March 30, 2019