4 definitions by xacolmah
Another word for hell hole. Basically, a prison that most colleges will force you to live in (usually up to 2 years) with a roommate. You mostly certainly will have to endure a crap ton of bullshit from that roommate during between that duration. The roommate may at first seem like a nice guy, but eventually, he'll end up becoming another arrogant prick and/or annoying pain in the ass that you'll can't even stand. Some college will allow you to live alone, but at an even more expensive price. Dorm life usually consist of booze drinking, drugs, sex, rape, occasional fighting, loud noises or commotions, vandalism (for some), pranks, and dealing with some weirdo dorks. If you're a guy or girl who wants to keep everything to him/herself, that's nearly impossible. The lack of privacy is horrendous and notorious, no matter where you are. There's barely any space for you to store or use your stuff, which explains why the average dorm rooms are a cluttered mess.
For those of you that just want to watch online TV, browse the web, do any online homework, MMOs, video games, or social media, the dorm room is a hell experience. Internet bandwidth is constantly terrible, since most dorm people will be using the internet to watch and download a shit ton of porn. Worst part is, you are forced to use the college wifi network, no VPN or proxies allowed. So the moment you connect, be prepared for hair-pulling annoying lag.
For those of you that just want to watch online TV, browse the web, do any online homework, MMOs, video games, or social media, the dorm room is a hell experience. Internet bandwidth is constantly terrible, since most dorm people will be using the internet to watch and download a shit ton of porn. Worst part is, you are forced to use the college wifi network, no VPN or proxies allowed. So the moment you connect, be prepared for hair-pulling annoying lag.
dorms are prison.
by xacolmah February 16, 2015
What humans are required to have if they want to live, do, or buy anything. You can earn it by working your ass off every fucking day, but you can never keep those money forever. You are required to only think about money everyday, and it has to be on your priority #1 list, regardless.
by xacolmah February 21, 2015
A waste of time and money, and although still not lawfully mandatory, it is expected that one must go there in order to live a good life, when really it is just another excuse to drain all your resources and sanity there just to be accepted by the status quo.
by xacolmah February 3, 2018
the year when everyone seems to be offended by everything. and also the year when the most overrated and worst musics hit the public.
talk about LGBT and the gays/lesbians/trans will feel offended.
talk about science and atheism, and religious groups will be offended.
talk about or do something normal, and you'll offend feminist and SJW groups.
talk about any particular race, and you'll offend that group.
Talk about America, and you'll be offended by both the people from other countries.
Talk about Muslims and the Qu'ran, and you'll offend the terrorists. (same for the other way around)
Wave a Confederate Flag on your house, you'll offend everyone that finds it racist.
Talk about the consoles or tablets or Apple stuff, you'll offend the /r/PCMasterRace groups.
Talk about gun laws, and you'll offend the 2nd Amendment diehards.
A white cop shoots a black boy, blacks find it offensive.
Talk about Donald Trump, both racist and anti-racist will go butthurt about it.
talk about size, fat and skinny people will get offended.
il/legalizing drug issue, and offend the stoners.
"Watch Me (Nae Nae)" and "Hotline Bling" are so overrated and horrible. The same goes for literally every other songs that talks about nothing other than drugs, sex, money, and bitches.
2015 sucks.
talk about science and atheism, and religious groups will be offended.
talk about or do something normal, and you'll offend feminist and SJW groups.
talk about any particular race, and you'll offend that group.
Talk about America, and you'll be offended by both the people from other countries.
Talk about Muslims and the Qu'ran, and you'll offend the terrorists. (same for the other way around)
Wave a Confederate Flag on your house, you'll offend everyone that finds it racist.
Talk about the consoles or tablets or Apple stuff, you'll offend the /r/PCMasterRace groups.
Talk about gun laws, and you'll offend the 2nd Amendment diehards.
A white cop shoots a black boy, blacks find it offensive.
Talk about Donald Trump, both racist and anti-racist will go butthurt about it.
talk about size, fat and skinny people will get offended.
il/legalizing drug issue, and offend the stoners.
"Watch Me (Nae Nae)" and "Hotline Bling" are so overrated and horrible. The same goes for literally every other songs that talks about nothing other than drugs, sex, money, and bitches.
2015 sucks.
by xacolmah December 4, 2015