wouldaben's definitions

diet shivers

shivers caused by a woman's coldness due to her dieting (restricting her calorie intake to lose weight and/or become thinner). Dieting causes the metabolism to slow and therefore generate less heat, causing the dieter to shiver to keep warm.

Though the night was 80 degrees Fahrenheit, the model had diet shivers because she had been fasting for two days in preparation for a photo-shoot.

by wouldaben January 6, 2011

Panty Canopy

the phenomenon among thin women of the fronts of their panties not touching their lower abdomens. This phenomenon is best achieved when the woman is lying on her back. The front of the panty is held up and away from her concave lower abdomen by her hip bones and the bulge of her vulva/pubic mound. Panty canopies are considered attractive by many not only because they demonstrate the thinness of the woman but, when viewed from the proper angle, provide a view of the top of the woman's vulva/pubic mound. (See also panty bridge, which is a subset of the panty canopy.)

That model is showing off how thin she is by lying down, sucking in her already tiny abdomen, and creating a panty canopy so deep that a train could drive under it.

by wouldaben December 16, 2010

glabrous

adj. - without hair or hair-like structures, smooth.

She shaved religiously from an early age so that her vulva was perfectly glabrous both before and after she went through puberty.

by wouldaben December 16, 2010

vulvavore

one who receives his entire nutritional intake from a woman's vulva, including her pee, menses, and orgasm fluids.

Hannah was so sexy and her vulva was so delicious that once Ben had sealed his lips around her vulva, he knew he could never take them away for the rest of his life; by necessity he became a vulvavore. Whenever he got hungry, he would lick her to orgasm and drink her rich, salty orgasm fluid. Her periods were also delicious. His becoming a vulvavore made a big difference in both of their careers.

by wouldaben December 16, 2010

dieting bra

A bra (brassiere) which is smaller than the intended wearer's current size and intended to serve as motivation for her diet (course of action to reduce body weight, size, or fat content) or to serve as a marker of when her diet has achieved its intended goal.

The aspiring ballerina purchased a tiny lace bra with a 30 inch bust and AA cups (essentially a training bra) and said to herself, "I will not eat solid food until I fit into this dieting bra. And even then, I will diet to remain slim enough to fit in it." She eagerly anticipated the feeling of the delicate black lace against her shrinking breast-buds, and her hunger temporarily subsided.

by wouldaben December 13, 2010

shit crumbs

Those brown specks on the bathroom floor around the toilet.

Those aren't little pieces of milk chocolate on your bathroom floor. Them is shit crumbs!

by wouldaben January 10, 2011

when the economy picks up

Common beginning or ending to a sentence. It can serve to:

1. provide an excuse for why one has not yet done something.
2. suggest a vague intention of doing something later (similar to how Spanish speakers use the word "mañana.")
3. add minimal credibility to an idea that is a pipe dream.

1. There's no point in looking for a job until the economy picks up.
2. I'll start my business when the economy picks up.
3. Unemployment levels will go back down to the levels they were in the late 1990s when the economy picks up.

by wouldaben January 7, 2011