3 definitions by whoreboys
Attention-seeking Urban Dictionary users who opt to write about their own experiences/inside jokes in the first person rather than provide definitions one typically expects a dictionary to have.
by whoreboys March 24, 2020
Quite possibly the most effective and dangerous insult to use against someone. Has the vulgar power of 5 billion nuclear suns inside and has the potential to end the target's career, dignity or even life. Should always be used as a final blow, if things get too out of hand.
Adding the word 'lol' at the end of the phrase enhances its power and signifies how your target's mother's state of homosexuality is amusing for you. You mock your victim's weakness. You're basically a god when you say it.
Adding the word 'lol' at the end of the phrase enhances its power and signifies how your target's mother's state of homosexuality is amusing for you. You mock your victim's weakness. You're basically a god when you say it.
Opponent: "you're a goddamn nuisance and you should never have been born"
You: "your mom gay..."
*universe holds its breath*
You: : "...lol"
*universe implodes*
You: "your mom gay..."
*universe holds its breath*
You: : "...lol"
*universe implodes*
by whoreboys March 3, 2018
An incredibly misused word stemming from black Twitter that became mainstream in early 2020.
The actual definition is an asshole who only sympathizes with females and female problems just to get pussy, and will throw other guys under the bus to look good. A simp has no commitment to a bro code. The type to say "Hey man, that's not cool, leave her alone" to you so that he looks better in the girl's eyes. Not a compliment in any respect. Basically a white knight with more confidence.
Nowadays its meaning has been warped by white teens on TikTok and Twitter into being any person fangirling over another person, donating money to people on the internet, or doing/saying anything nice for his/her partner.
The new wrong definition became popular because of how much TikTok teens recycle ideas and jokes.
The actual definition is an asshole who only sympathizes with females and female problems just to get pussy, and will throw other guys under the bus to look good. A simp has no commitment to a bro code. The type to say "Hey man, that's not cool, leave her alone" to you so that he looks better in the girl's eyes. Not a compliment in any respect. Basically a white knight with more confidence.
Nowadays its meaning has been warped by white teens on TikTok and Twitter into being any person fangirling over another person, donating money to people on the internet, or doing/saying anything nice for his/her partner.
The new wrong definition became popular because of how much TikTok teens recycle ideas and jokes.
wrong examples
"ilysm Twitch streamer im simping hard for u"
"oh he bought his crush flowers? what a simp"
right examples
"10 things boys say to girls, but we shouldnt"
"we men cant even begin to understand what you go through queen, but ill give you the respect you deserve"
"ilysm Twitch streamer im simping hard for u"
"oh he bought his crush flowers? what a simp"
right examples
"10 things boys say to girls, but we shouldnt"
"we men cant even begin to understand what you go through queen, but ill give you the respect you deserve"
by whoreboys September 14, 2020